Monday, June 15, 2020

Pride or Bust!

 I would like to take a moment from your daily disaster, death and destruction to remind everyone that it's pride month. If anything can show us that things can get better, it's pride. I never thought that I would see the day when gay people were getting married, starring in tv shows and movies, taking same sex partners to high school proms, even running for president of the United States. Yet here we are, it gets better. One day there will be a vaccine and you can go out again without fear of death, one day people of colour can fall asleep in their car without fear of death. It will get better, I think change is in the air.

 We need a little Rainbow Power!

 I feel that I must make an apology to all the straight women in the world.

 First off.. people still ask, "how do I know if I'm gay". You must take the official test, it's quite easy, no studying required.

 Before you begin the celebrations, you must always remember our main goal is to push our gay agenda onto everyone else.

 Anybody know that guy's number? Asking for a friend of course. :\

 Once you have reminded yourself of the agenda... wait.. what was that? Yes, yes Debra #4 could be kittens as well. *Sigh*

 Anyhoo, everyone is welcome to pride month, not just all the people under our rainbow but straight people as well.

 Geesh, you would think that guy could have been a little more discreet after I was nice enough to put him on my blog. It was gas money I swear.

 Here's some lesbians snuggling, probably because covid had the Home depots closed and they had nothing else to do. Maybe Debra knows them, one thing I have learned from my sister is that most lesbians know each other. A very connected group.

 Of course with pride comes the religious wingnuts, so you need to be ready to totally rattle them.
 Hmmm, true I never thought of that. Proves that old saying, two dads are better than one... or something like that.
 Well now we get to the bottom of who is to really blame. Tehehe, I said bottom.

 I want to see some romantic gay kissing, smooch smooch smooching!

 Awww snuggle time.

 Let the homokissual begin.
 Bringing people together, what gay people do best.

Ewww girls kissing, actually I find these two women kissing kinda hot, you go girls!

 I think these two are so cute, my type of guys.

More lesbians eww no joking awww, I wish someone would look at me the way these two are looking at each other.

 Meeting up after a separation? Going on a journey together? What is your story gentlemen.

This kiss looks so romantic, I swear that I can feel it. Mmmm.

 Of course there can't be anything gay happening without Teddy, he is a very proud gay bear and wanted to be included.

 Remember to have fun but we still have to be cautious. I'm being extra careful, in fact I had three covid tests today alone and two yesterday.


Bohemian said...

This Post made me Smile and I needed the break from the death, destruction and daily disaster, Thank You!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I took that test.
Yep, I'm gay!
I think I needed this post.

Happy Pride, Steven!


HuntleyBiGuy said...

Happy pride, dear Steven! This was such an uplifting post and it was badly needed.

And I was surprised to see there’s a new Covid test.

RJ said...

Happy Pride! It just isn't the same without a parade.

Bob said...

I came out of the womb with a feather boa.
And loving it.

Jimmy said...

I got an A+ on my test! What a great post as we all need something cheerful and make us smile!

Deedles said...

Steven, when I first read the title of this post, I was prepared to lend you my bust. I mean, they aren't much use to me now except for their looking for money on the floor abilities. They used to be working boobs at one time, so that should count for something! Then I read the rest of the post. OOOPS!
I am so glad to see you in such lighter spirits for now anyway. I hate when you're down, my Stevie weevie. This perked up my spirits too.

Kirk said...

I had a difficult time coming to terms with it--please don't hate me--and so want all the positive reinforcement I can get. This post certainly helped. Other than the acts of affection, I think I like the gay babies one the best.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Fun post, Steven! And yes, your sister is right -- all lesbians DO know each other!

Dave R said...

What a great post to celebrate not only Pride, but for the Supreme Court's supreme ability to simultaneously make bricks shoot out the ass of every Evangelical on the North American Continent. And you that that was fireworks! Well, in a way it is!

John Going Gently said...

You left out two older gay men kissing

Michael said...

I loved this post. It gave me a lift. Great photos!

anne marie in philly said...

and your str8 allies love their gay friends every day!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Bohemian, glad I could make you smile.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Sixpence, ummm not judging but I don't think you needed to take that test! :D

Sooo-this-is-me said...

HuntleyBiGuy, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Yes lol, there's a new test!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Richard, yes I know but we have to make lemonade out of lemons.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Bob, I heard you also insisted on glitter rainbows on your diapers.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Jimmy, I'm glad you enjoyed it, I think we could all use a pick me up.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, I'm glad to have made you perky! Lol

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Kirk, awwwww I don't hate you buddy, I had a very hard time accepting it. I still struggle to this day. It's one of those normal things gay people are not supposed to mention.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Debra, ahhh ha! I knew it! Oh and my sister said hi and she will see you at the next secret lesbian meeting.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Dave, yes wonderful news for the American LGBTQ community. Glad you liked it.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

John I had one but I didn't notice it missing until you mentioned it.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Michael, glad you liked it, want $20? Hahaha! ; )