Sunday, August 5, 2018
The term wardrobe malfunction is a term most often associated with women and things that go wrong while wearing the latest styles. There are some malfunctions for guys as well and here is a warning for my bros. This will be a little gross so ladies you can talk amongst yourselves, you've been warned.
Wardrobe malfunction was a phrase that popped up when Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson didn't have the balls to admit to their little stunt during a family viewing football game. The sex fearing American audience was subjected to a breast, many were so traumatized that they couldn't masturbate to porn that evening or clean their guns. The cool Americans (that's the ones reading this) said "meh a boob".
I had posted about switching to boxers as I find most underwear gives me a wedgie! I guess it's an age thing, I also suspect the seat of my car that I bought two years ago, I use a pillow now. Some nights I have been tempted to pull over, take my pants off and just drive home in my underwear, no I'm not joking.
Having gotten used to wearing my boxers, I find I wear them more and more often. One day while at home, I was wearing shorts because of the heat. I was playing around on the internet and of course I started looking at hot guys which really aroused me. Now some guys, (me being one), will umm, umm really leak? That's a good word, I "leak" a lot, I mean "a lot"!
Suddenly there was a car in the yard, it was some friends stopping in for a visit, I was excited to see them (no pun intended) and asked them in for coffee and snacks. While I was getting ready to make the coffee, I felt something wet touch my leg, I thought I must have spilled water on my leg. When I looked down, (remember I'm in shorts) there were long strings of pre-cum stretching down my leg (hey I warned you) from under my shorts to my knee, to my ankle. Shiny and glistening for all the world to see!
Horrified I looked at my guests who were taking off their jackets and pulling out their chairs, I snapped away before they saw anything, excused myself because "my nose" was running and went to clean up, then grab a pair of pants. Nobody warns you about these things! I went back to my boxer-briefs, I don't normally wear shorts in public but I was thinking about how embarrassing it would feel if that happened in the middle of a mall or out at a restaurant or worse, a family gathering.
Boxers or briefs, well men you have been warned!