Friday, August 17, 2018
Is this a joke.... hey Universe?
I woke up to a strange noise, it was kind of a soft ouwaa, ouwaa and a loud thumping sound on one of the old sheds across from the house. I went to the window and there was a large bird sitting on the roof, did I say large, I meant huge! I said out loud, (what the hhhheck is that)? I went and got the binoculars, it was a vulture. I nervously laughed to myself, "is this some kind of sign or something". I snapped a picture but I couldn't find my camera so I used my phone and I couldn't bring it in closer. In the real world, at first it almost looked like someone's flying monkey stopped to rest, it was that big.
Ummm, err hey Universe are you trying to tell me something? Last year you sent a peacock, I prefer that one, send one of the nicer birds.