Thursday, August 9, 2018

Happy place, happy place, calm thoughts.


 No... I don't want to talk about it. Moving on, I just needed to really vent last night, sorry for my potty mouth, that was my artistic side expressing my raw feelings to the world, at least that is a good explanation for me to use.

 I am going to try a new sexuality that I just invented, it's like the "straight curious" guys only the opposite, "gay curious". It's gay men dating and having sex with women, just don't call us straight, we don't like labels. It's actually going well, I have already met some really nice ladies, we have so much in common. They like gardening and flowers, I like gardening and flowers, they like dressing up and going out for an evening, I like dressing up and going out for an evening, they like looking at shirtless jocks, I like loo..... no wait... forget that last part, I meant to say sports, I like watching sports, like that one where the guys wearing all one colour try to do something with a ball they rudely take away from the other guys wearing a different colour, anyway that game, I like watching that game.

 I am just having a little trouble figuring out the physical relations part, I thought I would be ok since I never got to do the other too much. The big round squishy things up front I get, some guys have those too only a little more hairy, (well that depends on the woman). I am a bit confused in other places, like did you know women have a second much larger belly button   below the first one?

34 comments:

Christina said...

I have no platitudes but I'm glad to see this post. Onwards and upwards!😀

Mistress Maddie said...

No offense to any ladies...but those parts have me tamaized and and can't even look at them. It's odd looking. I definelty like the sausage way to much. But love hobbies.

Mistress Maddie said...

I meant to say I love boobies!

Richard said...

This is a surprising new development.

Old Lurker said...

Fortunately the straight women on eHarmony, match.com, JDate, etc. are all sick and tired of dating guys who want sex, sex, sex. It is a little-known fact that women do not have sex drives at all. So you can enjoy the gardening and dressing up and completely ignore the physical relations part until you are married and trying to have a baby to rescue your desperately unhappy, sexless relationship. Win-win!

Men also have secondary belly-buttons below the first one, but those tend to be outies.

Anonymous said...

I'm all for trying new things, but I'll skip on this one, as I already tried it back in college and it didn't work well for me. Still, when you're ready...I'm still single and available in Miami. Glad to hear you sounding better. (PS. Don't keep me waiting too long.)

anne marie in philly said...

steven, you have a great way of writing; keep going! :)

@maddie: oh, so you LIKE jahoobies, eh? (wink wink)

@old lurker: that's why I like to hang out with gay men - NO EXPECTATIONS, just fun!

"Tommy" said...

Hmmm..... I guess I need to start reading your blog more often... Hmmm

Deedles said...

You could've saved yourself a lot of trouble by just going outside to choke, I mean strangle, a chicken! Stress relief and dinner all combined! I hear shirtless jocks can be good sports. I'm feeling a bit too obnoxious right now to get into a debate about lower belly buttons.

My dating pool was a puddle, consisting of Balder Half and my water spout (not at the same time). I knew I couldn't get out of here without being crass!

Cali-Boi said...

I don't care how much I have in common with my girl friends, I had sex with one woman once, and it was enough. I adore and love woman and find many beautiful, but after I had sex that once, I got sick and throw up all over the bed. Surprising since I love sex so much.

Has it occurred you might be bi? If you are gay, it's a shame the dating scene is taking a toll to the point you have to go "straight or "gay curious"" I say move.

JohnMichael said...

Look, you will find someone. It's cliche to say, the right person will come along. And they will. The universe I am sure heard you loud and clear. So yes, you will find someone.

Old Lurker said...

Don't tell him to move, Cali-Boy! We're trying to keep him on his farm.

Also, our gracious host really shouldn't keep Walter waiting. Have you seen his new knitting blog? Walter is posting way more selfies now -- and he's cute!

Old Lurker said...

Oops. Cali-Boi, not Cali-Boy. Sorry.

Deedles said...

Steven, Old Lurker is right. Walter is gorgeous! Florida would be a deal breaker for me (besides being married and having female parts). The weather tried to kill me!
Between Old Lurker, me and the rest, you should be swimming in snark infested waters in no time :)

anne marie in philly said...

@old lurker - oooooooh, thankyou thankyou thankyou for your nod in walter's direction. I am a knitter and I have marked his blog for reading.

@deedles - who wants to go first with walter, you or me? H-A-W-T!

Deedles said...

Anne Marie, shhhhhhh! You'll scare him off! Don't tell him about the double twerking.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Christina, yes onwards and hopefully at least not downwards lol.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Really??? You could lose demerits on your gay card!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Richard, for me as well, lol.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

OL, outies... hahaha... ok that's funny. :)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

I will probably take you up on your offer when the snow comes. Lol

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Anne Marie, thank you, I will keep going, I just needed to vent a little! ;)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Tommy, well I guess so Mr! You never know what exciting tidbit you could miss! Ok not really, nothing exciting happens on this blog, lol.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, took me a while to get it but now I'm smacking my forehead!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Cali-Boi, actually gay guys everywhere tell me they have the same issues. I am not confused about being gay, I am %100 gay, like you I adore women but I don't feel any attraction to them. On the other hand, when I check out your blog, I feel very, very, very gay!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

John, well he better hurry his gay ass up and get here.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

OL, I already knew he was handsome, I kept telling him but he doesn't believe me!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, I already knew what he looked like, he couldn't understand why I kept saying he is handsome, thanks for backing me up!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Anne Marie, did you mean second and third with Walter???? Lol.
I also know two other guys who keep telling me that they are not attractive, all evidence says otherwise, let's just say I raised the flag for both when I first saw them. Lol

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Hopefully he can knit us sets of sex harness!

Ur-spo said...

#1 - you have a nice sense of humor
#2 - I think you've gone crackers
#3 - try checkers.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Dr Spo.... O.O YIKES!!!!! Crackers! Is that a professional diagnosis??? Hopefully just a blogger opinion, lol. I had a temporary crackers moment, I'm better now.... I think.

Ur-spo said...

No it's not an official diagnosis; I glad to know you are better. :-)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Dr Spo, whew! Good to know I'm not officially crackers. :)