I want the penis measurement job! I was reading some articles on sexuality (because I'm a guy), especially male sexuality and anatomy. Seems that when past researchers wanted data regarding length of the average penis, the owners of those penises lied! Unbelievable right? I would never have thought guys would do something so dishonest, did they not realize the middle finger they were giving science. Even more bizarre, like some secret agreement within hidden men's clubs, all the men lied, claiming that their penis was actually bigger than it really was and oddly enough no one claimed it was smaller.
It was decided that someone other than the penis owners would take the measurements. I want that job! They mostly use college aged men or soldiers from the army, where do I sign up! I would be polite and professional, no drooling what so ever! Duties include measuring the penis when flaccid and then measuring it when erect. I think it's only fair to take the erect measurements twice so as not to cause anxiety with the owners, we want them at their full potential. I would diligently record length, cut/uncut, race, thickness etc. I think that would be one of those jobs that you wake up in the morning and start pinching yourself.
It can't be all that difficult I would imagine, I assume the main thing is to keep your tools warm. I could negatively affect my readings if I left everything in the car over night at below zero. I know true measurements are read from the top of the penis, none of this measuring from the side or bottom and sneaking in an extra inche or two. That's cheating and it's unnecessary, guys don't need to be stressed about size, most are the same. Anyway I think that would be a cool job to have, the penis measurement guy! I guess it would be a little awkward trying to explain to people what I do for a living but probably not as awkward as for the person shaking my hand when they suddenly realize I spend all day touching men's genitals.