Space Force, I'm being lazy today, SPACE FORCE!!! The United Space Force of America, Spaaaaaace Fooooorce! Wow, you just can't make this crap up! You know I was thinking that the one thing humanity really needs, is a weapons program dedicated to space. How wonderful it would be for the Republican party to be the first government to kill someone in space. Maybe they could put the person who came up with this idea into a rocket, aim for deep space and press the button!
Red or white? I need to relax, calm my nerves, I don't really drink but I do like a glass of wine, maybe two. People always ask red or white as they are getting ready to open the bottle of red. "White", I answer and the room falls silent, you would think I had just said something along the lines of "I enjoy kicking puppies". I don't like red wine, it's actually physical, as soon as I smell or take a sip of red wine, I have a burning sensation in my throat and down to my chest. I don't understand why, it's not like I became ill from drinking red wine or was poisoned by a bad batch.
I like white, (oh no Mr Lurker is going to call me racist again). White wine to me feels soothing going down and no after taste. I find that I enjoy one glass, I only have a second if it's going to be a long evening. It really helps me to relax, as you can probably guess, I am tense around a group of people, especially if there are strangers in the group. Some of my friends tease after I had a glass, they will say "oh Steve found his voice". I do enjoy that wave of calm that washes over me halfway through my glass. I am also very aware not to become addicted to that wave.
Everyone relax and have a drink, we could sure use one these days, raise your glass and let's all toast to the creation of Space Force One; however if you can't find Korea on a map, how are you ever going to invade Mars!