What day is it today? Oh yes it's happy "You are single you loser day"! What? Too bitter? Just kidding, thousands of people will buy gifts for their partner because if they don't... it will be dog house time! I was laughing this morning because the older male radio hosts were warning younger men, that when their girlfriends say they don't really want anything for Valentine's day, IT'S... A... TRAP..! They are just testing the men, over the next few weeks, hundreds of young straight guys won't be having sex out of stupidity.
Being single on Valentine's day sucks a little, as I said before, typical of me, I usually only notice Valentine's day "when" I'm single. From me to you, if you are single, Happy Valentine's day, I will be your blog Valentine's. There's an old saying, "money can't buy love" but that's not true, that's what lame people with no money say to make themselves feel better. Money will buy you my love, so send me ca$h, the more ca$h you send me, the more I will love you! However NOT that kind of love, the kind that the dirty boy bloggers are thinking about. Well it's not like this isn't a retail cash grab already.
What am I doing for Valentine's day, you regretfully ask? Well my comedy episode this week should be "Mr Bean ruins Valentine's day". The hospital called this morning and asked me to prep my poor mom for a colonoscopy, so today I will have to run around getting medication and instruct the home regarding this. The stressor is mom no longer understands simple instructions and the medications will make her weak, I fear there could be an accident or she may become ill after, worries and concerns not usually associated with Valentine's day. This is a routine checkup for seniors, there hasn't been any complications, still the thought of something being wrong is a bridge I am not crossing unless I have to.
I just realized that the drug store will probably have their chocolates on sale since most guys better have their act together by now. Maybe I should give myself a box of chocolates, they do say to love yourself first. Actually when it comes to "me" loving "me", I have noticed how easy I am. ;p