I generally try to keep an open mind about things. I respect people who are honest about their lifestyle as long as they are doing no harm to others. Sex and sexuality I find interesting, it's such a huge part of who we are, I never understand why there are so many people trying to convince us otherwise.
I am an hour from the closest city, there is a large village halfway between the city and myself. Over the years, the village has become a very bohemian town. Lots of artists, music lovers, specialty shops, fair trade coffee, farmer's markets etc. Today I picked up a local paper and was checking out some of the upcoming events. It featured an article about an upcoming show in one of the more popular clubs. It's dubbed an erotic variety show, lots of acts regarding topics on sex and sexuality. I was interested until I realized it looks like the usual evening of women moaning about having a vagina. Yuck, ugh, ewww vaginas, there is nothing new or ground breaking about women talking about their vaginas, actually when are women not talking about their vaginas or periods or cramps or tampons, as a gay man I feel like I have been assaulted by women talking about their vaginas all my life! I probably should insert a sentence saying I love women, don't have a problem with women and will serve you loyally once you have taken back control of the earth.
I was hoping for a little manrotica, nothing too naughty, oh wait, that's a lie, the raunchier the better. This is not the case, in fact I have a suspicion, from the looks of the steel wool hair cuts and ladies flannel shirts, some of these women also want to talk about other women's vaginas as well as their own. If you want interesting discussions, why not try to pull in more of the LGBTQ community. They are having a drag king show, DRAG KING! Are you kidding me, this is lumber and farming country, half the women already dress like they are in a drag king show!
The best however was what I read at the end of the article regarding this event. Seems that some of the erotic art exhibits will include (I am not making this up) paintings from The Squirt Project, quote "a series of paintings she does through female ejaculation"! I spit up my fair trade coffee when I read that sentence! What! Female ejaculation paintings! Lol, what the hell you freaks! Now I know you are never supposed to judge art but I'm so judging that one! Yuck, gross, vaginas and now you're telling me they can spray you like some deranged skunk? I wasn't aware that this type of behavior is an expression of art. We better call the curators of art museums everywhere because most guys sooner or later have a similar master piece on their shower wall.