Sunday, November 24, 2019

Don't kiss me Smokey!


 The one cultural thing that takes me some getting used to about gay society, is the habit gay men have of kissing each other. It always has to be on the lips and after hanging around for awhile and having a few drinks, they want to slip you some tongue... eww. There I said it... ewww, or I actually I really mean YUCKEEEEWWWWW!

 Okay I have been getting used to the kissing and once I start to know someone, it does feel like an intimate way to say hello. However, HOWEVER, if you want me to kiss you... stop smoking!!!!!! Yuck... lick an ashtray much? Chewing gum and using mouthwash makes it taste like licking an ashtray with some mint added in!

 The problem now is many gay men follow the trends of either smoking an expensive cigar to relax or smoking pot. I don't care, you can debate me all you want, smoking is smoking is smoking to a non smoker. It's an automatic turn off to me. You can't hide it and it can't be good for you. You sweat smoke, your hair smells of smoke, I can taste it in your mouth even if you haven't touched it today. It's a stale bitter taste or smell.... and it always makes me think of death.

16 comments:

Cali-Boi said...

To think...I was going to give you a huge hug and then kiss you for a greeting. But if you rather not.

John Going Gently said...

I like the kissing thing
Need to do more of it xx

Old Lurker said...

I have never observed this casual kissing on the lips, and I hope never to. Kissing is gross.

Dave R said...

Yes sir, smoking is a no go. As for the kissing? They're just checking your tonsils.

anne marie in philly said...

YUCK to smoking!

Bob said...

I'm a hugger and a cheek kisser. Lips are reserved for Carlos.
And if you smoke, maybe I'll give you just a polite wave.

Old Lurker said...

Wait a minute. Isn't greeting people by kissing them on the lips a French thing and not a gay one?

Sooo-this-is-me said...

You big coward, you were too afraid of me to let me know you were coming to Montreal!!! I would definitely have kissed you on your lips... and I probably would have grabbed your ass a little too!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

John, of course you wouldn't mind the kissing, you kiss your dog's on the lips and look how they clean themselves!!! Hahaha! Just teasing you John! ;)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Old Lurker, once you step into the realm of gay, your lips touch all sorts of weird things!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Dave, sometimes I think they are checking to see what I had for dinner!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Anne Marie, I second that YUCK!!!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Bob, I think that's the way it should be.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

French kiss on both cheeks not the lips. Shoving their tongue down your throat is French kissing... lol.

HuntleyBiGuy said...

Ok, men kissing is a huge turn on for me. But that’s usually in the context of romantic kissing. I don’t have a problem with the quick peck on the lips as a social greeting. And like you said to Lurker, in the gay realm our lips have been in a lot of different places. Dogs have nothing on us. 😉

Sooo-this-is-me said...

HuntleyBiGuy, yes that's what I worry about, what were they kissing earlier??? Hahaha!