Friday, October 3, 2008

This Little Piggy

This little piggy went to market when this little piggy should have stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef, tacos, chip dip, chocolates, cookies, BBQ chicken, pop, bacon and many other things to eat more than his normal fill of.
This little piggy noticed a tummy where this little piggy used to have none.
This little piggy stepped onto a scale and cried "Dave, oui oui we have been eating too much!"
This little piggy is almost twenty pounds over weight for his build so this little piggy realized he will have to go on a diet!
This little piggy said "oh crap" because this little piggy likes to eat!
This little piggy is hungry. :(


Topher said...

Little piggy can go run or something, and eat his meals in smaller portions 6x a day :P See, you can still pig out!? Oink oink

Relationships tend to do that I was told :P

Greg said...

Little piggy, you didn't look overweight in your photo - more hikes, more salads, you'll be fine...

Java said...

LOL! You have 7 piggies on your feet? Is Inigo Montoya looking for you? Did you kill his father?

Good luck, dear! Get it now while it's only 20 lbs. Because if it gets bigger, it's harder to lose.

Anonymous said...

Controlling portions is what got me to lose weight very fast. Good luck!