Saturday, April 20, 2019
And the Bartender says.
Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face"?
Was that mean? She's a millionaire, what does she care what I say, that totally cracked me up when I first heard that. I should mention that I saw her in concert and she shook my hand which was a life moment for me.
A guy walks into a bar and says, "ow that frigging hurt"!
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar, followed by a duck, a goat and a gorilla, plus an American, a British man and a French man. The bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
Got any more?