Sunday, February 10, 2019

Times, they are a changing!


 I was reading about a beautiful home for sale and one of the features advertised was a sex dungeon. Yes, you read that correctly. It seems a married couple had a great sex life together, the wife passed away and the husband doesn't want to live there anymore. He is not embarrassed and doesn't want to hide what they were up to, I guess it's his way of honouring the memories he and his wife made. Neighbors are starting to realize why the couple's answering machine, constantly said they can't come to the phone right now because they are tied up. You have the option of removing the "equipment" or leaving it there. A sex dungeon sounds like fun, it would be a great conversation piece during Christmas holidays if you have family staying over. I'm sure you could get safety features if grandma and grandpa wanted to try it out. I would however want all new equipment, using the existing slings, cuffs, whips and nipple clamps, would be to me, like wearing someone else's dirty underwear. The couple apparently had grown children, they tried to reach them for comment but their therapy facilities said they were in the middle of a session.

28 comments:

Deedles said...

Um....live and let live, to each their own, it's none of my business. The very idea of nipple clamps makes my neck hair stand on end, and not in a good way.

anne marie in philly said...

not my idea of fun, but to each his/her own.

Richard said...

I would want too equipment too.

Leanna said...

BWAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAhahaahahaahahahaaaahahahaaaaa!!
Oh, I pissed muhself.!
Yes. Well. That was a nice little laugh for a Sunday morning. Thank You very much.
I'll just go and change.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, and I always worry about someone finding my adult movies by mistake, well at least this story gave me some decorating ideas for the dinning room that I never use.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Anne Marie, I can actually see you having your very own sex dungeon, you could play Stormy spanks the Donald! Everybody duck!!!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Richard, why would you want new equipment, couldn't you just use the equipment that you already have? :)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Leanna, you wet yourself? Then my job here is done! :D Hahaha!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I wonder how the real estate agent would "stage" that for sale? The mind boggles!

Old Lurker said...

I don't think you need a house with a sex dungeon. You torture yourself plenty already.

Just as with underwear, I think that used equipment is fine so long as it is only externally applied. Nipple clamps are borderline. Whips are a bit squicky since they can draw blood, but things you can run through the dishwasher should be fine. Slings and cuffs? How is that different than sanitizing your exercise equipment when you go to the gym?

mistress maddie said...

I agree with Lurker. You'd never get out of the room, or you'd be in the room on the internet trying to date. Think of the guys wanting to come over to see it!

mistress maddie said...

Oh and Deedles, I got you the number you requested where to get replacement parts of chains for slings.

Deedles said...

@Maddie- ???????????!!!!!!!!!!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Debra... as the entertainment center of the house? Just guessing.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Old Lurker, "run through the dishwasher"? Please don't ever invite me to supper at your house.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Maddie, I am thinking about the guys that would want to see it, I would be sure to create a list of who not to date. I could leave the room any time I wanted... you on the other hand would be cuffed.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

I picked on Anne Marie, you're picking on Deedles, dirty minds think alike!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, yup he's something else isn't he! Lol

Ur-spo said...

Good for them for not being ashamed of their sexuality. that's what I say.

Willym said...

chacun a son Gucci ...

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Dr Spo, I guess but.... ewwww! Lol

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Will, Gucci makes sex toys?!? What are you guys hiding in P.E.I, hmmm?

Old Lurker said...

I remain convinced that Willym and Laurent have outfitted their basement with an elaborate sex dungeon. I have heard that the kitchen party scene in PEI gets pretty competitive, so entertaining guests without a little extra equipment gets difficult.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Ohhh this is fun! I think I've read about it and about the neighbors freaking out. Silly people. As people would not do all kinds of freaky things behind closed doors.
That said, I guess that if the house is worth it, people should get it and if they don't like the dungeon, well, they get rid of it. The same way they'd vanish a hot tub. No biggie.
Why do people always freak out when they realize OTHER people have good sex?

xoxo

Sooo-this-is-me said...

OL, I see you with one of those rubber suits and a little riding crop!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Sixpence, I think most married couples are shocked people still have sex after forty.

Old Lurker said...

People still have sex after forty??

P.S. Sixpence: I saw your blog post. You are a dear.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

OL, don't ask me, I didn't even have sex before forty so what would I know!