Thursday, June 14, 2018

Random things about me.

I think dandelions are beautiful.

I think bumblebees are cute, I have been stung twice, once because I slapped one as a child and also because I sat on one.

Cheerios give me cramps and diarrhea.

I love animals but I don't want any in the city. It's one of the reasons I never got a dog.

I had a phobia of driving until my thirties and now I absolutely love driving, especially on highways. I feel anxious if my car has to go in for repairs.

I'm lactose intolerant but I love dairy. I have to buy lactose free everything.

I love Joni Mitchell even though she wrote most of her songs when I was a baby.

Thinking of sex makes me sneeze. It also gives me little shocks in my stomach.

One of the reasons I like to garden is because of the uniform rows all neatly lined up, it makes me feel in control and the universe seem right.

When I was young, sausage tasted like cheap cigar smoke to me, so I couldn't eat them without gagging or vomiting.

I love poultry, especially chickens as pets.

Macaroni and cheese also made me gag, I could never eat it until I was in my twenties.

I turn the radio channel when most Beatles songs come on.

I love a cup of tea, always have since childhood.

I think 90% of tv is garbage but watch it anyway.

Unlike most men I almost never had an erotic dream about being with another person.

Processed lunch meat all smells rotten to me, like road kill, so I never eat it.

My political beliefs don't fit into any "box", I don't feel anyone represents me.

I don't really believe in God but I don't want to say it out loud in case I anger him.

I don't really believe in ghosts but I don't want to stay overnight in a haunted house in case I see one.

I feel if God does exist then it would make more sense that God is a mother figure than a father figure but I don't say it out loud in case I anger him.

I have a dark side to me and I wonder if other people have one too but just pretend they don't.

I never visit my father's grave, that feels stupid to me, the stone marked in his name is not him, he isn't there, if he is any place it would be here on the farm.

I used to have nightmares of crashing into a river and drowning until I learned to swim, the nightmares stopped when I dreamt of crashing but this time swimming to safety.

I used to have nightmares of being chased by a bear until one night I turned around and charged the bear, it had a surprised look on its face before I woke up.

I still feel like this is just a rehearsal for my real life and everything is going to reset soon and I can do a better job with my next try at life.


Mistress Maddie said...

What a creative post! These are all things I will need to know before the wedding. And I 'll be sure to bring plenty of tissue for when you think of sex<lol,lol,lol

Deedles said...

I'm just going to leave this here, WOW! Take that however you want it. I always felt that the Beatles were way overrated.

rjjs8878 said...

I'm a tea guy too and I have a dark side that most people don't know about.

Mike said...

Steven, I think you've found your new Grindr profile!

Deedles said...

I dunno, Mike. That dandelion and Cheerio thing may keep them away in groves! Just kidding, Steven :) I really meant the chicken thing!

Anitia Moorecock said...

a dark side? you should see the mistress"s dark side. can you say cruella we vil.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I love Joni Mitchell too, especially her Blue album.

JP said...

I can’t imagine life without macaroni cheese. I hope you’ve made up for it?

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Maddie, once we are married I shouldn't have to just " think " about sex.... right? ;)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, my Deedles has my back lol!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

RJ, I guess that is why you often hear people say to watch out for the teatotalers!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Mike, how do you know I didn't just copy and paste already?

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, it's a proven fact, people who are kind to little animals are non violent, so I'm going with that one to not seem too nutty!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Anitia Moorecock, who doesn't need more.... anyway, yes I have heard about that dark side. Like are you aware that as a wedding gift Maddie is secretly giving me "the lad", it's my understanding that you know him very well. ;)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Debra, yes that's a great album, especially the song Carey, it's one of my favorites. Interesting that she is enough of an icon that when I type Joni my spell check suggested Mitchell as the next word.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

JP, sometimes I get a craving for it but other times I go for years without eating it.