Saturday, May 19, 2018

Like Socks For Christmas.


 This week when I revealed how adorable I am (not my words) I was also doing it as a trial. I generally don't like putting up pictures of myself and I was testing the waters for dating sites, I usually don't have pictures on my public profile but I'm still single so I figured I better try.

 Thursday I put up photos on one site and hoped for the best. I used to be afraid of someone that knows me, seeing my picture and contacting me. Now I would welcome it, I'm not sure what I was afraid of, maybe of being out more than I am. If I could make a friend out of this at least, I would be happy.

 Friday afternoon I couldn't wait any longer, I had to check and see if anyone saw my pictures and sent me a message. I almost never get any messages, so far I received one on the first day from a guy who clearly sleeps with anything that is still breathing and also every other day from a married man (or so he claims) that seems to email everyone to see who is available. When I opened the site I felt a rush, my email box had half a dozen emails already! I knew not to get my hopes up, my future husband was most likely not in there but hopefully I would make a little gay friend.

 As I was opening my emails, they were for adult sex toys, porn sites, pills to enhance your pleasure etc. I suddenly realized that they were advertisements, no future husband, no little gay friend, not even a creepy proposition from the local pervert, another Friday evening at home alone. Talk about disappointment, it reminds me of when I was a child and someone would give me a beautifully wrapped gift, in your mind you have visions of what could be inside, the gift has so much promise to it, not once do you ever imagine the pair of socks that are hiding inside waiting to disappoint you. Lol

12 comments:

John Going Gently said...

Keep trying!

Deedles said...

Chin up, chest out, boy! Hey, you can always do what my husband does to inadvertently attract gay men. I said INADVERTENTLY! Every time he walked our late, previous Maltese, men would come out of nowhere to hit on him. Usually, it was in front of me. I was always tickled and proud at the same time. Mind you, there is nothing even remotely gay about Balder Half. He thinks he looks like Denzel Washington. I see ninja turtle, or Bruce Willis with a deep tan. I guess, after talking about the dog, his lovely personality comes out and people seem to gravitate to it.
As for those ads (hilarious by the way) I keep getting the ones for Viagra and Cialis. Don't know why, but I hide them from bh. No reason to give him any ideas that he doesn't need! My youngest demon spawn, once told me (with a wicked twinkle in his eyes) that he was looking up something or other and thought bob was spelled with two Os. My lands, the things that popped up!
Anyway, hang in there and don't lose that sense of humor.

Mistress Maddie said...

I can remember when the ex and I split, about three months later a tried Grindr....never again. Like I said, I stated dating only, and all guys wanted was nude pictures and hook ups, which I have no problem with when I'm being dirty, but I was looking for dating. Against my better judgement I tried Craigslist. Big mistake, HUGE! Emails came to quick. And they were all married men looking for side pieces, or for very odd requests. Now mind you, I have seen and done married men and have no problem with occasional hook ups for sex, but I don't want to make it a living. Only one guy seemed promising after two weeks of emailing.


We finally met for drinks. After 20 mins of talk, he wanted to know if a was a top or bottom, how big my dick was and favorite position. I excused myself to make a call and didn't return. Nor did I return to a dating site ever. so there's that story.


Now I enjoy sex but the point was at that point I was looking to date casually maybe develop more. Then the Lad came along.


This post did give me a chuckle a bit, because of the emails you got of ads. But Don't despair. If I was there I'd hug you hard. Hey, I'm very happy, sappy and docile today from the wedding!!!!!!

Mistress Maddie said...

@ Duchess Deedles- Your right on one count. A dog. When I have Buster here or in Philly, the gay boys flock to him. What am I chopped liver???? I did become good friends though with two guys up the street from me, from walking Buster. They miss him when he's not here.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

John, ok but there are only so many sex toys a person can buy! Lol

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, if he looks like Denzel.... no wonder my people are after him! Lol.... Note to self, get a dog, a little gay dog not a Rottweiler. Tell hubby not to worry, we gays love masculine guys, the more masculine the better, so they are attracted to him because he DOESN'T seem gay and not because he does seem gay. Tell him it's a compliment to his masculinity and restore his damaged ego lol. What are..... boobs? OO

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Maddie, you tried CRAIGSLIST!!! You are lucky you didn't get tied up and eaten with java beans! I think you are right Maddie, I think online is for people who don't really want to connect with people.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Note to self, again get a dog although I am sure it's not the dog causing guys to want to talk with our hottie mistress Maddie! :)

Deedles said...

Ha! Let me clarify this, Sooo-etc. Balder half only THINKS he looks like Denzel. It's ninja turtle (especially with safety goggles on) or Bruce Willis! He just has a sense of humor a bit different from mine, which is a very good thing. No damage to his ego, either. He's masculine without being macho. I love him to pieces! Oh, dear, it's going to be a sappy day.

We had a Rottie once. The Maltese is fiercer! My Rottie never once snarled at me, whereas Cujo will snarl if I try to get my shoe back before he gets it outside. He sounds ten times bigger than he is. Dogs are actually good ice breakers, not to mention good companions, if you're not trying to get your shoes back.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, Bruce Willis works too lol. I think a guy with a dog is to a gay man what a straight guy with a child is to a straight woman.... if you get that lol. Cujo hahaha! I actually knew about dog ice breakers, when my sister bought her house, she met a few of the neighbours, when she got a dog, she became part of the neighbourhood.

Ur-spo said...

Unless you are 'into' socks. Soxysocks makes lovely ones.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Not really into socks but sometimes they look hot on a man... like when he is wearing a nice pair.... and nothing else!