Friday, May 8, 2020

So.. 2020, how's that work'n for ya?


 One of my pet peeves is when people put blame on a month or year for everything that's gone wrong. Then they will say nonsensical things like, "I can't wait for this year to end". As if a moment in time is to blame for anything, as if changing the page on a calendar will help. I hate those statements and the older I get, the dumber they sound to me. Every day passed is time we can't get back ...and is one day closer to our end, my end. In defense of 2019, let's review 2020 so far.

January:
1) Australia catches on fire and burns out of control for weeks.
2) Trump assassinates an Iranian military thug and takes us to the brink of war.
3) Iran shoots down civilian jet killing all passengers.
4) All Western world leaders are warned by their intelligence agencies that a pandemic is about to start and they all chose to ignore the warning.
5) NASA worries about a large asteroid coming too close to earth.
6) The usual mass shootings, earthquakes and floods happen.

February:
1) Trump is impeached but gets off with the charges against him.
2) People are starting to die from a new virus.
3) Another asteroid plus all the other usual stuff.

March:
1) The world as we know it begins to end.
2) Society begins to think about going into lockdown mode.
3) Another asteroid too close and more natural disasters.

April:
1) COVID-19 reveals itself, it also demonstrates that it's definitely not another flu.
2) Society is shut down, everyone is talking about social distancing.
3) People begin to die by the thousands.
4)The economy crashes, millions are out of work.
5) Canada has its worst mass  shooting in history.

May:
1) Everything is affected by covid-19, every aspect of people's lives is ruined in some way by C19 causing an increase in domestic violence and mental health issues.
2) Food shortages in the near future are announced due to the pandemic.
3) Murder Hornets are invading north America, poisonous to humans and could cause crop failure by killing off the remaining bees.

August:
1) Biden dies possibly of covid complications.
2) Entire free world screams "oh shit"!

November:
1) Trump wins second tern, claiming it had nothing to do with election confusion and everything to do with the great job he has done.
2) Woman arrested for assassination attempt on president with bare hands, charged is Anne Marie of 123 street...

 There... still hating on 2019??? Any of you who wanted 2020 and said you couldn't wait for it to get here... so how is that working out for you?

 I'm being a bit silly above, on a serious note, time is precious, don't wish it away, we can't get it back. There were perfectly healthy people that died today because they happen to have caught a bug, it's a reverse lottery out there with the randomness of this disease, if you win, you lose.

20 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

ain't just me, honey. 63 million of us want revenge. we gonna get it on november 3.

HuntleyBiGuy said...

Such creative writing. I can’t wait for the book! And Anne Marie is right. There’s a long line looking for a way to get the turd in chief out of office. And with reports of close aids to both him and the Devil’s Butler (as Sixpence refers to the “VP”) having tested positive for Covid-19 there could be hope. Unless they start drinking bleach or injecting UV light 🙄

Bob said...

63 million?
I think it's more by now. Lotsa _____ supporters realizing what a mistake they made.

Jimmy said...

You forgot May: Active Corona19 Virus found in semen of males who recovered (for real, no shit, CNN)from the virus.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

No jury will convict Anne Marie!

Deedles said...

I've only got one nit to pick here. Once I stopped laughing like a loon, I realized the assassination scenario is wrong. I don't know Anne Marie, really, but I can't imagine her going after that turd with her bare hands. My Carebear would wear a hazmat suit! At the very least, gloves! She might even manage to sneak in a flame thrower. But touching that bastid with bare hands? Never!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Anne Marie, yes joking aside that's the proper way to handle a failed politician, the democratic way of saying "YOU'RE FIRED"!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

HuntleyBiGuy, meh life sucks, none of the "team" will be harmed in any way. Maybe this is that new mutated version that found it's way in. Well just like all the sick people at the meat packaging plants being ordered back to work, they all need to keep working around dumpy.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Bob, unfortunately many probably realized too late that they should have voted Hillary. Yes I'm starting to have confidence that he's going in November.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Jimmy, yes I read that but... from what I was reading, the samples were taken when these men were at the peak of their illness. Another study took samples near the end and no virus was found. The real question is how did those men feel when the Chinese government ordered them to masturbate into cups while sick??? Did they get free government porn? Also I forgot to mention that a person spreads the virus when they fart! No I'm not making this up. Doctors asked people who are sick to wear pants and underwear around other people.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Debra, actually she would probably get a medal for it!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles yes I see your point but from reading the future in my head article, apparently AM was minding her own business when she suddenly saw him walking out of a rally and she went white hot with rage and lost control. Later they asked the security team why they didn't help, they all said that AM was doing a good job on her own!
Bah-dump-dummm!

Deedles said...

*Giggle snort*! Love you, Steven.

Mistress Maddie said...

Im so glad to stop in and read this.now that I'm sufficiently depressed I may as well slit my wrist now.

I still love you though.

Dave R said...

Gee, I think I would have had the meteor hit in August and have our Idiot Jerk of a President survive as the last living man in the whole world. It would be pure hell for him with no one to kiss his ass.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Love you back! ;)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Maddie, this too shall pass... hahaha, I said it! Seriously this will end Maddie, you're still young and handsome, things will eventually get back to normal-ish. I was having a down day and was pissed off at the universe.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Dave, imagine him with no cheeseburgers to eat! Although he would finally be the smartest man on earth so he may like that.

Ur-spo said...

After all it is the Year of the Rat.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Dr Spo, I guess that explains a lot.