Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Wow Trump resigns!
Wow!!! Finally some good news for a change! Life just got better. That sly old snake (apologies to snakes) he was clever enough to run now when things are getting tough! Then he will say that he was the best and things only went bad after he left (barf). I'm not sure having Pence as President is any better. The world just keeps getting more nutty and I'm sure being April first has nothing to do with this story. Well if I did trick you, at least I gave you a few happy minutes. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.