Monday, April 13, 2020

Stew Pit Cow.


 Most normal people are trying to do their best during these crazy times. Being cautious and helping to stop the spread is not only good for my own health, it's for the health of the people around me and most of all for the people that are most vulnerable. Today we heard some good news for the Ottawa area, keeping fingers crossed, it looks like it is being kept under control as best as can be hoped for.

 Of course there are always stupid people. One of my friends and I, want the stupid people caught and then branded with "dumbass" across their forehead. If in future they need help because they have the virus, effectively putting healthcare workers at risk, they get sent home and told, "good luck with that, hope the party was worth it"! Well not really, I'm not that cruel but I'm getting really upset with staying in lockdown while idiots (covidiots) still run around thinking lockdown is for other people and not them.

 An example of this came up last week. Mr X was lucky enough to be able to work from home in the beginning. Unfortunately his boss wanted everyone back in the office two weeks ago, he was really stressed about that. Everyone was worried so the staff were looking out for each other by practicing social distancing when not at work. That is except for one woman, she was telling the other workers how she had stopped hooking up with her usual boyfriends. However it was not because of the virus, it was because she had met a new "friend" on line. Day one they stayed a safe distance apart until he convinced her that she was safe holding his hand, day two he convinced her that it was safe to kiss him, (oh how romantic.. barf) day three he convinced her that it was safe to have sex with him. A total stranger... a man she knew nothing about. How dumb can you get, from day one it's easy to see the agenda here from this guy. Obviously he couldn't care less about her or her health, also who was he "holding hands" with last week, the week before or the week before that!

 The people in the office were furious, she had put them in danger, she broke the chain. She told everyone it's no big deal and stop making it seem bad. That's the way things go wrong fast. Mr X and I are not able to see each other at the moment, however now if the restrictions were to be lifted, we would have to wait 14 days because of someone being careless. The boss sent her back to her stupid kennel. Now excuse me while I get my "dumbass" brand ready, I have a job to do.

18 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

to ANYBODY that is NOT social distancing right now: get sick and I don't want hospitals treating your stupidity! keep the ventilators for the innocents! thin the herd of MAGAts!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

That's the deal: there's always gonna be the one dumbass who's going to fuck it all up.
If I were in Mr. X's office, I'd ostracize that stupid, horny bitch. Really? All for dick? That's some codependent bullshit.
Ugh.
Get that brand. We're taking her down.I'' done a hazmat suit and will tackle that bitch.

XOXO

RJ said...

The woman has serious issues. Who shares intimate details of their relationships with coworkers? She needs professional help.

Dave R said...

Take pictures! I wanna see! I wanna see! and it is stupid people who spread this, they don't have an inkling as to what's going on. In their minds, the lock downs are nothing more than a pain in their butts.

HuntleyBiGuy said...

Oh if only there was a viable reason to fire her. I know that here in the states, unless a collective bargaining agreement protects you, or state law, most employment is “at will,” meaning your employer doesn’t really need a reason to let you go.

I’m glad the boss sent her home. Be safe, and be healthy, Steven. That goes for the notorious Mr. X, too.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Anne Marie, it's hard not to feel like that. While most of us are doing their best, some think it's a funny game.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Sixpence, I have a tranquilizer gun but let's make her run a little first!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Richard, the woman has issues, she feels that she is still attractive because men want to sleep with her. Those types of men will sleep with anyone that lets them.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Dave, sadly that's completely true or they feel the lockdown only applies to everyone else.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

HuntleyBiGuy, no the union would protect her. I think sent home for a few weeks is good enough. The truth is what have other people done and kept quiet about it. She will never learn anyway.

Deedles said...

Hi!

Bob said...

For that woman it's less pandemic and more panDUMBic.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Hey gurlfriend! ;)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Bob, yes and can't you just imagine the tears if the guy calls her saying he has the virus!

Mistress Maddie said...

I've added the woman to Mother Natures list as we speak......

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Maddie, well it's about time you showed up!
I know right... if she needed it that bad she could have just changed in some new batteries for that extra kick!

Michael said...

There is always an idiot in the crowd that will ruin it for everyone else. Trust me, I know this much is true, I am a teacher and I see it all of the time.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Michael, I think in every situation we see that person, there's always one in every bunch.