Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Shampoo.


 With all the issues I've been dealing with, I forgot that I was running out of shampoo, this morning I had to wash my hair with soap! I can hear all my gay club members gasp with horror. I see that I only have one role of toilet paper left, better not make that mistake!

26 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

*GASP!*
😆

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hand soap or dish soap? Inquiring minds want to know.

As a lesbian who cares nothing for toiletries, I have of course used both in my time. You gay boys are so funny!

anne marie in philly said...

I have used hand soap in a pinch. now toilet paper...yeah, no substitute for THAT! make up your shopping list NOW!

Bob said...

I am gonna pretend I never read that.

Deedles said...

Is this really a problem? Balder Half has used soap instead of shampoo for as long as I've known him, probably since his mother stopped with the Baby Shampoo. No, this is not the reason he's bald. He shaves his head, so it is just an extension of his face. He uses soap there too.
As for toilet paper, it's too bad that print newspapers are all but extinct. That was our go to substitute when I was a young whippersnapperette. Of course that could lead to a few interesting prints on one's backside. Oh, crap! My comment is longer than your post. Again.

Leanna said...

Dish soap would be better but you might have to get that too. ahahahahahaaa!

John Going Gently said...

im going to have to bitch slap you out of gay club

Old Lurker said...

Pull yourself together! You're falling apart!

Also: toilet paper has multiple roles, but you often need multiple rolls to put them to good use.

Richard said...

I've used bar soap to wash my hair too.

Mistress Maddie said...

Be glad you had soap. A friend of mine once got shampoo in his eyes at my place, and picked up the nair, thinking it was body soap, and burnt the hell out of his balls and pecker, and lost much his hairy legs. I was laughing uncontrollably.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Don't judge me sixpence! :D

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Debra, hand soap of course, I would never think to use dish soap, next you're going to suggest Tide pods I fear!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

I'm writing it down now Anne Marie, lol!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Bob, we'll never speak of it going forward.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, seriously girlfriend needs to start a blog of her own! Count me as a potential reader! Hugs.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Leanna, I have two bottles of the stuff, I hate doing dishes.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

John, maybe you should try spanking me, I'm a bad, bad boy.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

OL, ahh boooo lol! :D

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Richard... wow I don't believe it, was it special soap made from goat's milk and lilacs or maybe something else hippy dippy like that? I wuv you buddy lol.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Maddie, ok that was pretty funny. At first I was thinking why would you have Nair but then I remembered, "oh yeah that's right". Lol

Deedles said...

Me, blog? NEVER! I am content to be a ninja blog hog when it comes to commenting. I'm trying to work at being succinct, but I suffer from chronic keyboard diarrhea!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, keyboard diarrhea, that's a new one.

Jimmy said...

**sigh** hair...

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Jimmy **sigh** I know what you mean. :(

Ur-spo said...

we do that too when the selsun blue runs out
On the other hand we have fabulous soap types so it isn't too awful.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Dr Spo, yes I would imagine you have soaps made from raindrops gently gathered from flower petals by nuns. Hardly the type of soap that turns your hair into pot scrubbers!