Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Say that again?


 Apparently many women like to receive a facial that is made out of.... wait for it..... no seriously you are not going to believe this...... no this is not a joke.... nope not making this up.... they like to receive a facial that is made out of  foreskins. They use baby Korean boy's discarded foreskins after circumcision. How vile is that, some Hollywood actresses rave about it. Everyone on the news giggled about it, I think this is pathetic.

21 comments:

Deedles said...

EEEWWWWW!!! Somebody saves those things? Who thinks up this stuff? Rhetorical questions, Steven. I don't expect you to have all the answers. I guess soap, water and moisturizers just aren't enough anymore. I probably shouldn't have read this before going to bed.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

God,no.

Christina said...

That's the most revolting thing ever!

anne marie in philly said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Bob said...

Proves that there is a sucker born every minute ...or is it every second?

Old Lurker said...

Guys, relax. It isn't as if those babies needed their foreskins any more. But I think this must be an urban legend. It takes a lot of foreskins to cover a Hollywood actress's face, and newborn foreskins are smaller than adult ones. Exactly how many male Korean babies are being born to satisfy this market demand? Or are you just taking one or two foreskins, grinding them up, and spreading them around? That would be more reasonable.

Deedles said...

Old Lurker, ever the voice of reason. Although it's fun to picture people running around with little foreskins plastered to their faces, I'm pretty sure they're mixed with other stuff, just like the placenta creams, and semen oils or whatever. Foreskins, placenta and semen, three things I will never have on my face. Oh, wait, two out of three things I will never have on my face.

Mike said...

I'd worry they'd dilute the formula by mixing in cheaper, less effective Chinese baby foreskins.

Was this Gweneth Paltrow? The one who steams her you know what?

Mistress Maddie said...

The way I see it, most actresses are used to having dicks on there faces anyway.


But semen, semen on the other hand is excellent for giving a facial, it's been my fountain of youth for years and I look good for 115.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

OMG!!! I'm sitting here with tears running down my face from laughing so hard at you people, seriously I'm cracking up, you guys are priceless!!!! XD

Ur-spo said...

Fake news I hope.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

NOT fake news Dr Spo, sadly.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, sweet dreams?

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Sixpence, unfortunately... yes.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Christina, I would strongly agree!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Anne Marie, lol I strongly agree with you to! Ewwwwwwwww!!!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Bob, or is it a fool and their money are soon parted.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

OL, yup it's a cream or paste of some sort, just proves my point that Hollywood people are trash with too much money.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles you had me laughing so hard that I nearly wet myself.
Umm... one out of the three have never been on me.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Mike... again nearly wet myself laughing. Paltrow was not mentioned but this does sound like her kind of thing. I don't know what she steams and I don't want to know because I'm afraid of the answer.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Maddie, there is nothing witty I could say to add to this. ;)