It's becoming clearer to me with each passing day that I am getting o___, becoming youth challenged. My friends and I joke about it all the time now, the signs are there, actually the signs of aging are held in the hands of angry anti-youth protesters that show up and force you to act your age. Where is a good water cannon when you need one!
I know that I'm getting older because....
I like rhubarb now, I used to hate it with a passion.
I find most people too loud, it's like they think they are in a play and are performing for me. I don't care how you told off the person at work.
I think most new t.v.shows are stupid.
I prefer a good cup of tea over any type of pop or soft drink.
Even though I enjoy swimming, I rarely go because most pools and lakes feel like ice water to me now.
Most new music is garbage to me, although to be honest I was never a top forty type of person.
I sometimes hurt my back just by getting out of bed the wrong way the morning.
I find sci-fi movies ridiculous, when at one time they were my favorite.
I don't like cake anymore and just threw some out a neighbour gave to me.
My "down time" is a nap.
Sex takes a lot longer to reach the final goal, okay I'm not complaining about that one, I'm bragging!
I have my current cell phone for five years and I still don't remember the number.
My stomach closes up shop and goes home around seven in the evening.
New clothes are like a stranger in my personal space, while old favorites are like my family.
Any weird or odd aches and pains, make me worry about a tumor or heart disease.
New gadgets no longer excite me, they annoy me. I think it's a conspiracy to make you buy the latest version of everything.
I sometimes feel there is a conspiracy behind most things, it's the government! Kids these days! When I was young! There was a time! I'm having toast for supper. I need a nap.