Friday, December 13, 2019

More straight buddy texts.

 Love reconnecting with my straight buddy.

Him: Are you in town Friday?

Me: Yes, I don't have to work but I will be in town. Why do you ask?

Him: I thought we could have lunch.

Me: Okay sounds good.

Him: What are you doing later in the day then?

Me: Errands, why?

Him: No reason, just nosey. Errands is code for you are doing something shameful and don't want to tell me!

Me: Wow! You really do speak Gay, I'm going to have to watch myself. Well if you want, you can come watch me get my nipples tattooed!

Him: I could ask Chris to join us for lunch.

Me: Sure, it would be great to see him again! Plus you said we should do a three-way sometime.

Him: You and your fantasies again. We could meet at M's pub it's a good place for lunch.

Me: Oooh no, I've been banned from there! Oops sorry three-way lunch, darn auto correct!

Him: Banned, for doing what?

Me: Errands... I was doing Errands... he used to be a waiter there!

Him: The dude with short dark hair?

Me: I think we better cut back on the jokes around Chris, I don't want to shock the poor guy.

Him: Yeah you're right, you should see how uncomfortable he gets when I make fun of gay people!

Me: So... sounds like I'm going to like him a lot better than you?

Him: :D

 Tomorrow I will see another school friend, he is the guy I let find out second hand that I'm gay. Then after I regretted not telling him myself. I just saw his picture and it was a relief that he looks the same... well except for grey hair and a little heavier, like the rest of us lol. I'm excited to see him again.

 Just had the lunch, holy cow did the three of us ever laugh over old times. Chris has become a really sweet kind hearted guy. I always liked him and life has turned out well for him. There was an "oh wow" moment when he said that his daughter is 26, married and just had her second child. I could be a grandpa now if I married young... well also if I was straight.


anne marie in philly said...

it's good to reconnect with old friends. I reconnected with a knitting (gay) man this year after a 5-6 year absence. it feels SO GOOD to e-mail him again!

Deedles said...

That sounds like a really satisfying, fun threesome!

Dave R said...

That's so funny. I have a straight friend I've known for years. When I bring up his 28 year old son he always... "we don't talk about him." Because he's nearly 30.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

And straight men could be absolutely a riot when hanging with them.
And it’s funny how the passing of time is so much more obvious with children. Unforgiving.


Old Lurker said...

"Reconnecting", huh? This intercourse seems more flirty than seems appropriate. The straight guys are not there for your objectification!

Also: nipple tattoos?

Strictly speaking, you don't have to be straight to be a hot grandpa. But you are a little young for the role.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Maybe he'd like to come with you when you get your balls waxed?

HuntleyBiGuy said...

Great to see you exploring threesomes. I’ve heard they can be fun. When you get out of your shell you let it all hang loose 🤙.

Ur-spo said...

Good for you all for schmoozing so !