Fried chicken!

Fried chicken, yup just fried chicken, no metaphor here. How can you screw up fried chicken. Big mega corporations always out for the buck can. The other night I was coming home from work and was really hungry. I haven't had fried chicken in months so I thought it would be quick to pick some up at the store. It was bland, completely tasteless and very dry, how can fried chicken be dry!?! If anything it should have been a little greasy. So thanks big box store, you managed to make a slightly indulgent meal, dull and neutral like most things you put your hands on.