Saturday, May 9, 2015

Shirtless Joggers.

The strange thing about the weather in this part of Canada is we have gone from snow and ice to sweltering heat with high humidity in two weeks. This is very typical for the area so no cause for alarm. One of the bonuses is there are all these shirtless joggers running along the route I have to take each day. So distracting lol. Some guys are just so lucky, they were made so perfectly hot, and they know it. I used to be envious of my friends that seemed to pack on muscle just from picking up a book. Now I just enjoy the view. Last night there was a man jogging and he was achingly handsome, do you ever get that feeling in your gut, someone so good looking that you actually "feel" it. He had that naturally defined body, both from DNA and from taking care of himself. Oh to be a fly on his shower wall. Not trying to be a perv here but all my friends are straight.... well except for my lesbian friends but they would be at a loss on the shirtless men subject as well.


Ur-spo said...

I used to look at these joggers with lust; now I see them with envy.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Nah, you have nothing to be envious about, you're one of those guys who can totally rock a beard with style! Not like the rest of us who just look unshaven.

larrymuffin said...

the only thing to do with them joggers is to be real neighbourly like and offer them a shower and a massage. They would really appreciate it.