Friday, June 14, 2019

NB-eh?


 Dear Americans, you kept taking all our good hockey players and using them to steal our Stanley Cup, we had enough of your big-money ways and decided to get back at you. We, with our one little NBA team, beat all your teams asses and now we have the NBA championship.

 We beat you in basketball... Canada BEAT YOU IN BASKETBALL! BASKETBALL! BA..SKET..BAAAAA..LLLL. You suck, deal with it. Lol :D

Hahaha!

20 comments:

Deedles said...

Are you sure you're gay?

Old Lurker said...

Well, he did say that his membership was confiscated by lesbians.

But overall there is nothing Canadians enjoy more than being smug, especially when it comes to lording it over America. They are going to be insufferable now.

I like your new profile pic, Deedles.

Christina said...

Hahaha. Both for your post and Deedles response!­čśé

Richard said...

Congratulations!

Harry Hamid said...

I don't know anything about basketball but I do know a few stereotypes and my understanding is that Canadians are supposed to be polite. Shouldn't you be apologizing to us for the win right now?

Leanna said...

I'm wondering the same thing, Deedles. So, um, Steve, how much do y'all want for your Raptors? Just askin for a Texas team that wants to form.

Bob said...

A ball? A basket? Is it an arts and crafts thing?I don't know this "basketball" of which you speak.

Deedles said...

Thanks, Lurkster. I'd forgotten about his card. That profile pic is entitled "Jabba the Hutt's Sister and Her Two Rat Things". I think the dogs make me look fat :)

Bob, you're a lying sack of sweetness! You've been with Carlos a lot of years, so don't try to tell us that you know nothing of balls and baskets! xo

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I like it when you talk sports, Steven...

XoXo

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, let me see, I like looking at athletic guys in sports gear getting all sweaty competing against each other.... umm yup I'm very gay! ;D

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Lurker, did you hear that the Canadian team the Raptors won the NBA championship? We are banking smug, for years to come we are going to remind the Americans about the time they put Trump in office.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Christina, see my reply to Deedles. Lol :)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Richard, thank you.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Harry, oh gosh you are correct, I am sorry that your team was no good and lost! :P

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Leanna, they are not for sale lol!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Bob, hmmmm, why don't I believe you? ;)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, volunteering to help the athletes shower after the game, pretty much secures my gay card!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Sixpence, I like a jockstrap on a guy... is that sporty enough! Hahaha!

Old Lurker said...

"the Canadian team", huh? Last I checked the Raptors were the Toronto team, and last I checked you were nowhere near Toronto. Oh wait. There was a team in Vancouver as well, but Canada just couldn't handle having two sports teams at once. So sad.

And yes, I knew that the Raptors had won some sportsball tournament? How could I not have? Everywhere you look on the Canadian blogosphere you can't get away from it. Debra's blog, Laurent's blog, Willym's blog... even Michael54 is in on the action because he used to watch Canadian TV as a kid. Next thing you know, JP is going to be going on about the Raptors because he likes maple syrup.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Poor Lurker, just ignore it and in a few days it will be forgotten. Well except for the announcement coming up about Canada starting basketball programs to help teach American kids how to play basketball. :P