Thursday, September 28, 2017

Funny but....

One Saturday I sat down to eat lunch and as I started, I noticed a car slowing down to a complete stop just below my house. Feeling a bit suspicious I grabbed the binoculars (every home in the country needs a pair) and checked out what was up. Nothing sinister, just two young guys, the driver was talking on his cell phone, oddly enough, cellular reception ends past my place so it's normal for people to stop. The passenger, becoming bored I assumed opened the door and stepped out to stretch. Still using the binoculars, I could clearly see he was a pretty good looking young guy. Six feet, handsome looks, nice shape. Yawning he stretched out his arms and scratched his stomach the way some guys will do. He looked back at his friend talking on the phone and still scratching his stomach, pulled up his shirt, then he fumbled with a drawstring on his pants and I suddenly realized he was going to do something else guys do when they stop to stretch their legs. I still had a clear view and I had the moral dilemma of giving a guy his privacy or since he was exposing himself near my house, stealing a look at the goods. I decided since he wasn't shy and my mom or sister could have accidentally stumbled upon this sight, he almost deserved to be watched. Well at least that works as an excuse for a gay man watching a really attractive guy, so I went with it. As the big reveal was just about to happen, the driver put down his phone and drove ahead about three feet. The guy stopped what he was doing and looked at the driver. Then the car jumped another ten feet with the driver laughing out loud. The cute guy ran for the car door and jumped in just as his buddy took off full speed. I was thinking, "CRAP, he car blocked me"! Whaaa, so close, just about to see the goods of Mr. Hottie guy, everyone has to be a comedian. Well it actually was kinda funny to see the guy scramble to get back in before he was left behind.

10 comments:

Old Lurker said...

How depraved! A regular Peeping Steven, you are. I bet you look at photographs of immodestly-dressed men on the Internet too.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Wait what? You can see half naked men by using the internet? Really? Do other gay people know about this, why am I only finding out about this now? Going forward, any man who pulls his member out in front of my house, will be peeped at!

Anonymous said...

Did you not read through the orientation package? It even comes up from time to time in the monthly newsletter.

Ur-spo said...

that was an amusing tale
BTW < I would have watched too.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Well there's the problem, I never received the monthly newsletter! Now buzz off stupid spam!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Thanks for the backup Dr. Spo! I mean really, a tall handsome young guy pulls that out in front of me, it's like being given your favorite cookie and told you can't taste it. I was really upset with the driver!

Anonymous said...

Binoculars? Why they are essential!
JP

Sooo-this-is-me said...

JP, uh oh... what are you doing with binoculars? Here in the country there is always something running across the fields or some type of strange bird that needs investigating. Then also there was that time when a young guy stopped and got out to pull off his shirt and change into shorts. At the time I was a horny gay teenager so that really made my day!

John Going Gently said...

That read like the best of dramas

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Thank you John but not the ending I wanted lol.