Saturday, January 27, 2018

Full moon under the full moon.

The question of the day is, do you sleep in the buff, birthday suit, nude, naked, bare bottom, you get my drift. The other day at work a young father of two, was talking about how he and his wife spent the weekend in a nice hotel to celebrate the success of his recent vasectomy. With a twinkle in his eye, he hinted at it being like a second honeymoon. He was embarrassed because he didn't know his wife had ordered breakfast in bed, the waiters came in while he was still sleeping and his wife was in the shower. That's when he said that he always sleeps with nothing on and was hoping the blanket was at least covering key areas. If you are wondering, yes he's very cute and works out to stay in shape, so..... lucky waiters. Like most of the younger generation these days, he gives too much personal information, a little too open. He told everyone about his procedure so I said that he missed an opportunity to talk about his vasectomy, he could have shown the waiters his scar and everything.

Most of the other guys said they never wear anything to bed either, they said it in such a determined way, it was almost a sacred belief to them. Many said that it was the only way they can sleep. I have noticed this with a lot of straight guys, actually most of my straight male friends and coworkers, say they sleep in the nude. I wonder if that is a straight guy thing or just a guy thing. I wonder because I am the complete opposite, wearing clothes to bed makes me feel secure and I need that to fall asleep. I tried back in my thirties to be like other guys and sleep in the buff. The results were me constantly waking up, after a couple of months I gave up. Both my ex boyfriends were like me, at least a t-shirt and lounge or jogging pants. At the moment with winter happening, it's boxers with jogging pants on top, t-shirt with sweatshirt over, lots of blankets, no socks so far this year but if it gets any colder I am going to wear mitts and maybe even a scarf, as long as it doesn't strangle me in the night!

I asked some of my gay friends and they said they wear pj's to bed. That makes me wonder, is sleeping in the nude an alpha male thing that mostly straight guys try or do I need to find more erotic gay friends. I remember coworkers once teasing me about this, I turned to this really quiet, shy, religious young guy and asked him to back me up. He turned beet red and I knew in that second that he was another sleep streaker, he confessed and I had naughty images appear suddenly in my head. Actually most of the guys gave me naughty images in my head when they talked about themselves lying in bed nude. Anyway with temperatures well below freezing, I don't want to have to run outside suddenly with nothing but my birthday suit, the shrinkage would be gender changing.


22 comments:

Walter said...

Nude. Naked. In the buff. That's how I sleep.I started doing it in college and continue to do so. I love ii. And love to do so next to someone who is naked too. Here in South Florida we also have a nudist beach. Swing naked in the ocean is sublime.

Mistress Maddie said...

Well, as a gay man, I can tell you, I let it all hang loose when I go to bed. I've slept naked for years. I can stand being restrict with fabric pulling and making movements hard. I also like the fact to be natural, since I have clothes on all day, not to mention when one gets an erection, giving it room so to speak to spread out. When I was with the ex, he wore boxers, but he didn't mind me sleeping nude. Now my current, The Lad sleeps naked as well. So here is at least two gays guys who sleep nude.

Mistress Maddie said...

I also must agree with Walter...swimming naked is sublime!

Anonymous said...

I wear my trusty Justin Bieber pjs just in case there is a fire. Guido sleeps in the nude and he's as GAY as they come.
JP

Anonymous said...

I've been sleeping nude ever since I got my first apartment.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

At least it's warmer there. I wouldn't complain about having a nude guy in my bed either!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Maddie, that's what most of the guys say as well, that they hate the feeling of clothes restricting them. Thanks for the naughty images you put in my head.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Never went skinny dipping but I want to Maddie.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

JP, I'm never sure if you are joking or if you really have JB pjs. That is what my mother said to me one time, that I should wear something to bed in case there is a fire. I sure hope Guido is gay, it would make your marriage really awkward if he wasn't!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

rjjs8878, seems to be a guy thing. The least amount of clothes I wear is in the summer, light boxers and t-shirt.

Anonymous said...

I sleep in the buff, sometimes I wear just underwear. I've been to a nude beach in Spain. It was liberating!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Michael54, oooh la la, look at you Mr nude beach! Funny but I had this image of you as super conservative about things like that. Good for you! I don't think I could go to a nude beach, especially not now that gravity is starting to effect me, lol. Although I remember not being able to shower in a gym at one time, later it was the opposite, it looked weird to make an issue of it when all the other men were naked and showering.

Willym said...

I wear an old fashioned nightshirt during the winter and a t-shirt in the summer. Always enjoyed clothing-optional beaches and at one cottage in the Gatineau we went to frequently clothing was only required at mealtime.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

I think nightshirts are hot, maybe that's weird but I always wanted my last boyfriend to wear one for fun during winter. I definitely agree with wearing clothes around the dinner table, what if you dropped something sharp or spilled something hot lol.

John Going Gently said...

Nude unless it's cold
If I am in someone else's home the pj bottoms and t shirt

Ur-spo said...

I used to sleep in the buff but nowadays I feel more comfortable in T-shirt and boxer shorts, especially in winter time.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

John, I think it's very civilized of you to wear clothes in someone else's house, lol! Seems most men sleep in the nude, gay or straight.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Dr Spo, it would appear we are the minority. I have to admit this revelation is a bit of a turn on for me. I was going to make a joke on each comment about needing proof of a photo but then I decided not to because some would probably do it! Lol

Old Lurker said...

NO NUDITY IN JANUARY. In fact, no nudity ever. Sometimes I put on extra clothing when I sleep just to be more chaste (and less cold). I'm surprised I don't shower fully clothed. I know you are just trying to solicit naughty images from your commentariat (and I am not surprised; your other commenters are hot) but it won't work with me.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Mr Lurker, too late I have a fetish regarding older men showering with clothes on, oh so hot, so very very hot!

Anonymous said...

Summer,speedo tan line,nude.
Winter,union suit.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Anonymous, I had to look up union suit as I didn't know what you meant, does yours come with bunny feet? Because that would be cute lol!