Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Zero Readers!


 I have zero readers! Before I start, right now at this moment I'm eating an invention that only a bachelor too lazy to cook supper would do. I took two hotdog buns (I use them for mini subs, I never eat hotdogs) and on the buns I spread creamed honey and... wait for it... mayonnaise! The light diet kind, to be honest it's kinda good, not too sweet, not too bland and it's light before going to bed. Peanut butter is good with honey on a sandwich as well but honey with banana is disgusting! I'm having my honey/mayo sub with a glass of lactose free milk... because who wants to pay for lactose when you can get it free!

 Every now and then I get a notice about increasing the traffic to my blog. Either from blogger or some kind person trying to help me out. I always decline however, I like things the way they are. I always feel embarrassed when someone says that I can "increase my readers". My readers? I have zero readers, lol... I'm not an author or journalist, I'm not trying to get a fan base, that's for the people on YouTube etc. This blog is just my way of avoiding the high cost of therapy. I have no readers, I only have a collection of really interesting online friends that come to help me work stuff out by sharing ideas and experiences, why would I want to jeopardize that?

Group hug! :D

24 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Steve, we need to talk about your diet 🙄😄😆🤣
That is the most terrible combo I’ve heard about! LoL
And you are right. We don’t have readers. We have friends 😎

XoXo

mistress maddie said...

((((group hug))))

Hey. hands above the waist!!!!!

And yes...that diet....move here, I cook every night.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Sixpence, many times you say what I want to say only as usual, you have better inspiration than I, when you blog, some days I just want to use the title "What Sixpence Said" lol.
Regarding diet, some nights it's chocolate milk and pie, yes I know that I'm never going to be invited on any cooking channels. :(

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Maddie, umm I think those are yyyour hands too far down! Yes you can cook for me!

Old Lurker said...

Well, I am certainly not one of your readers. I barely glance at what you wrote before opening my big yapper and commenting.

I am envious that blogging works as therapy replacement for you. When I blog I usually end up worse.

Leanna said...

WTF?? I get that too. I actually don't have that many followers. Well unless a few of my friends are coming in and rereading everything on my blog for the day like five maybe eight times and Google counts them each time as a reader. I do have lot's of followers that have come and gone and I can't get rid of the ones that no longer visit. I don't know how to get them off my blog following list. But yeah, I'm not a journalist either. I went to college for biology and laboratory sciences so I'm like you, I just blog because I like to pass along stuff to my friends, nothing more.
As for your diet and eating habits, dude, you need help. Like get yourself a husband/wife, and fast.

anne marie in philly said...

you need a man...AND FAST! one that can cook and provide companionship.

and I don't give five fat fucks who stops by my blog; I ain't in a competition for "most readers evah".

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Old Lurker, well you certainly belong in the "interesting" category... lol. Who are you kidding, you are obsessed with me and pour over every word I write religiously! ;)
Don't feel envious, we both know you are beyond therapy. Ha!

Jennifer said...

Just stopping by to wave and say, "I'm reading!"

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Leanna, you have a great sense of humour, that's why I started reading your blog. People come and go with blogs, that's blog life lol. I figured out one day how to delete followers that no longer follow but I forgot now. I didn't want to delete anyone in case an old friend suddenly came back. I'm working on the man that cooks thing! :)

Peter said...

One friend is worth a hundred "readers".
Cheers Peter

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Anne Marie, lol I'm working on the manless problem. My last boyfriend was an excellent cook, I actually gained weight while with him lol.
You are already famous, what more could you want? Lol!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Hello Jennifer thank you... so does that mean I have to change the title of this post? Haha, just teasing you!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Hello Peter, thank you for stopping in. It's nice to make a connection with someone but I understand that some people don't want to do that and just prefer to read blogs. It's all good as the younger generation says!

Tio Walter said...

We'll go out to dinner, or order something instead. Your diet is as deplorable as my taste in music.

Deedles said...

I, for one, don't have any problem with your diet. Honey (blech) and mayo sounds like upgraded Miracle Whip to me. Of course, I've been known to eat fried baloney or salami sandwiches with grape jelly and lettuce. I read blogs, but only comment on a few. I can be obnoxious, you know. I don't like foisting myself on those who don't want to be foisted on. I do love the friends I've made when I'm brave enough to stick my toe in the water. I don't Facebook, twit or insta anything, so I don't understand the following stuff. The only reason I'm on blogger (I think) is because I got tired of being Anonymous and having to sign my name.
By the way, my father used to make us sandwiches using government honey and peanut butter. He'd mix them together in a bowl first. Saved on buying jelly. Nice memory, that.

Richard said...

I never cared about readers. I'm guessing most people don't relate to me.

Bob said...

Make a damn meal!
And I am one of your readers.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Walter, do you know of any restaurants that make a good jam and onion sandwich?

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Deedles, lol... lol... lol... I forgot about the grape jelly and baloney sandwiches, it's hard but I'm trying not to judge! :)

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Richard, oh yeah! Well we don't care about you either! So shove it!!! It's ok folks, he knows how I really feel lol, wuv you buddy. Your blog is unique.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Bob, ok, ok stop yelling at me. Does mac and cheese count? ;)

Ur-spo said...

You have a marvelous wit and a lousy diet.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Dr Spo, I'm not even going to dare tell you what I had to eat tonight!