Tuesday, May 12, 2020
Is there a (cute) doctor in the house?
I'm not feeling well today, a little under the weather to be honest. I mean don't worry I don't think it's covid but I decided to seek information on line about what could possibly be wrong just to be on the safe side.
Let's see, question number one,
1) Have you traveled outside the country recently?
NO.
2) Do you have a constant fever?
NO.
3) Do you have a dry cough or feeling of tightness in your chest?
NO.
4) Have you been recently exposed to anyone with covid or anyone that has been with a covid patient.
NO.
5) Have you recently eaten three dozen peanut butter cookies that you made the previous evening?
Umm, errr, uh... yes.
Upon reviewing this information, we have come to a conclusion regarding the cause of your problem. The solution is to "grow the bleep up"!
I'm enjoying a tea as I type this, feeling so much better now. I still have no idea what made me feel sick... and I'm sticking to that story.
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27 comments:
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, peanut butter cookies...I could take some of those off your hands, ya know...just sayin'...
Three dozen ??????
Lightweight
Did you use crunchy peanut butter? (Asking for a friend.)
You brightened my day.
... I did that with those raisin cookies I baked, all 3 dozen... gone in a day and a half, and I'm pleased to say without a gastrointestinal hitch.
It sounds like COVID-PBC
Yes I tend to go off the deep end for chocolate chip cookies.
Hahahahaha
To tell you the truth, I cannot see the why people like peanut butter so much? I could take it or leave it.
But three dozen? Steven!
XoXo
Oh no! Peanut butter cookie OVERDOSE!
Should I send new jeans to you in a waist 38" inseam? Im eating like a horse...but still working out...and dude..my hair is longer than its ever been.
Well I see we’re self-medicating. Sometimes we need the little pick-me-up. But, honestly, three dozen? I’m with Anne Marie, for your own good, share the wealth!
I haven't been baking because I don't want to eat 3 dozen cookies.
Anne Marie, never come between me and cookies, it would be like taking Maddie's gin away from him on a Monday... hahaha! No seriously I would share my cookies with you anytime!!!
;)
John, hahaha I don't feel so bad now!
Jimmy, tell your "friend" that it wasn't crunchy peanut butter but that I bet crunchy would only make them better! It was %100 peanuts so I tell myself it makes them healthy.
Dave, it's a guy thing I'm afraid lol.
Bob, unfortunately you are correct! Lol
Bathwater, ummm been there, done that! Darn.. now I want chocolate chip cookies!
Sixpence, lol... have I disappointed you buddy? I like peanuts and peanut butter, always have.
Debra, yes and the cure was a cup or two of tea... which is much better than injecting bleach!
Cali Boi, no lol, I'm happy to say they would be a tent on me and not a pair of pants.
HuntleyBiGuy, hahaha... self-medicating. Oh I would totally share my cookies with you and ask a lot of details about a certain blogger that you know!!!
;) lol.
Richard, stop using logic on me!
;D
I never kiss and tell. 😉
Huntleybibaby... it's not kissing that I want to hear about!!! ;)
Tea is the panacea of all ills. What sort were you consuming?
Dr Spo, black tea the only real tea.
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