Friday, October 30, 2020

Friday.. Yeah.

 It's Friday, tomorrow is Halloween.. or it isn't, depends on where you live. No fun allowed because we're too stupid apparently.


Yes and don't forget about the earth being flat and having four corners.


And now for my next trick... this one makes me laugh every time.


Speaking of trick, I wished Maddie a happy birthday, I know the old'gal turns sixty or something like that this week. Same here, my b'day is coming. I found a picture of me during my younger days while still trying to date women.

Yes.. unfortunately I was in denial, I knew I was gay but just couldn't accept it.



 Ummhmm!

 Have a good day peeps!!!

13 comments:

Dave R said...

I too liked the dinosaur.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Omg the one about the closet!
And Maddie is gonna come here and let you have it! You’ll probably like it, too.
Don’t eat too much candy!

XoXo

Bob said...

I like the curvy gay dresser giving you side-eye ... or side drawer?

RJ said...

Welcome back!

Jimmy said...

Hi Steven! You made my day with this very funny post.

anne marie in philly said...

the first one is TRUTH! people being turned into salt pillars, 900 year old women having babies, child killings...what a buncha horseshit!

"Tommy" said...

Well here on the bricks..... the hordes of creatures will emerge from Vans, Tahoes, Double Crew Trucks etc to descend upon the Red Bricks....... tomorrow night... I plan to grill something on the back porch, take down the flags and make the front of the house dark... that's the ritual....

Then comes the end to daylight savings time.... and we are back to Old Time....... which is ok with me...

Hope the Cool Weather is clearing out all the bugs up there.....

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Ha ha, good ones! Smithers is my fave!

Leanna said...

Welcome back. These are all so good. I like the judgemental drawers. The bible stories are just that, stories. The sad part is people of very little brain function (mostly republicans here in the U.S.) believe all that garbage.

Anitia Moorecock said...

hell, i thought this joint was for sale?

and what are you talking about? maddie doesn't look a day under 80.

HuntleyBiGuy said...

Hi Steven! Missed your snark 😉. Is it true that there is no longer a “religion” section in libraries and book stores? I heard they just expanded the fiction section. Have a 👻Happy Halloween 🎃 and enjoy a little candy.

JM said...

Happy Halloween!

Ur-spo said...

Happy Halloween my handsome !