I have been shopping-ish for the holidays so I'm being lazy today. I have been stealing memes from other bloggers and I'm shamelessly going to use them here.
Swiped this from sister Debra, I frigging love this, so cute. Makes me wish I had a gay son and catch him smooching with his boyfriend like this awwwww! So cute in their jammies. Plus check out the buns on the guy in blue!
Now... I had vowed never to allow that name on my blog but I really cracked up over this, especially since I keep hearing gawd appointed you know who. I snatched this from Sickoricko's blog, it's great blog, however it is mostly an adult entertainment blog so I tend not to link to it. Even Maddie would probably blush, I found it through Cali Boi's blog. No surprise there... ;D
Lately I feel this applies to me, I love a dark sense of humour (humor DD), I think that's why I'm reconnecting with my school friend so well, we both have a bizarre, dark, silly sense of humour. I brazenly stole this from Leanna, a really funny cool lady, even though she is straight... hahaha!
I don't remember where I stole this from butt really.... does it matter??? Santa was telling me that after a couple hundred years of delivering toys, he's training his son, Chris to take over. Here he is suiting up.
Now just in case you doubt my connection with Santa, remember I'm up north from most of you. Here he is coming in on the Polar Express yesterday.
Me saying hello to you guys again. Shame on me I didn't shave, I just discovered that shadows are my friend, it hides the cracks and crevices, what do you think?
48 comments:
I certainly can't condemn you for stealing memes, since my whole blog is built on that premise, lol! As for the cute guy in the blue pj's, I strongly suspect that perfect bubble butt is photoshopped.
Unhealthy coping mechanisms? Check.
Yes, the stubble looks good on you. It really focuses attention away from the bags under your eyes.
You look kinda cute scruffy.
a smile on your face would be nice.
and santa, please send your son chris my way; I would like to get an up close and personal look at that butt!
nothing wrong with us str8 girls! :)
I agree with Anne Marie, a smile would be nice. I think you would look great with a full, non-scraggly beard! I'm not touching the butts :)
The more I am staring at Debra's meme the more confused I am getting. The lighting looks weird to me, as if the couple is Photoshopped into the room with the tree. It only makes sense if there is a strong light source coming from the bottom left corner of the shot. But then why does the back of Blue Guy's head look as if it is lit too? Shouldn't that be in shadow?
Ugh. I wish I understood photography better. This is driving me nuts.
Lurkie, the WHOLE THING is photoshopped!
Hi there, steven
This is the first picture of you I've seen!
You look good with the stubble, although a smile would be nice.....
😀
The WHOLE THING?? Are those guys even kissing? Is there even a Christmas tree?? Is it even Christmas???
Oh wait.. you mean... the WHOLE thing, as in this entire post? There is no Santa on the train? That's not a real butt? Groucho really didn't say that?
Now I am even more confused. If the whole thing is photoshopped why on Earth would Steven do that to his picture?
Debra, please leave me with my perfect butt fantasy. Hahaha!
Lurker, thank you for keeping me grounded and not allowing me to become conceited over my mediocre looks.
Jimmy, now here is a perceptive man, please pay attention people!
Anne Marie... but I am smiling! That's me happy, you of all people should know that!
One cheek for you to squeeze and one cheek for me, it's the best way to check out buns. Straight gals rock!!!!
DD, seriously I am smiling, okay on the inside maybe. I used to look hot with a beard but it kind of..... faded now so nope!
Lurkey! Good grief! I think you are right, they look photo shopped in! That makes sense because the tree looks unusually large and it seems to be suspended in the air, I see space where a trunk should be. Plus seriously... would any gay man be caught anywhere near that tree!!!
Debra, you just had to ruin it for me didn't you. Well ha!!! We played a trick on you, everyone changed our calendars, solstice was actually three days ago... surprise! Lol
Christina, really??? Then you are just not following me enough. Lurkey is going to flip when he sees you said that, no Lurkey, stop with the links! I actually look terrible with a smile, like I sat on a tac or something.
Lurkey, deep breath, calm down, it's ok. First Santa is definitely real, I was sitting down having a coffee... and I should mention that it's not good to pull on the beard, security doesn't like that. Plus a little embarrassing when Santa leaned over and said, "Old Santa knows what little Stevie was doing with all those old Sears catalogs under his mattress, shall we say male underwear section". Oops okay, sorry Santa, you're the real thing, ah hem. I'm heart broken over the tree kissing picture. Hey I don't see your pic?
a, hummmmmmm, can we move the wedding up?????
Thanks for the shout out for my blog. I'm stealing the Trump meme. Just so you know.
Love the picture. The stubble looks good. A smile is not needed. Not smiling adds a layer of mystery to the picture. Yes, shadows can be a man of certain age's friend.
Good. Now that you are grounded and not conceited let's just say are perfectly fine, and the Toyota hat makes you look butch. I was just teasing.
As for the Sears catalogue action: let's just say that Santa is also aware of the Santa impersonator videos I have watched on certain educational film websites, and that he does not approve.
Sears catalogs? That was one lumpy bead. I just took the pages I needed. And back then it was tight bell bottoms and jeans showing off those nice bottoms.
Oh and it is a good picture of you. The shadow adds to the mystery.
In case you didn't know, the locusts will be arriving next week.
And are you wearing a Toyota hat? I thought for certain you'd be more of a Subie guy.
We could skip it and just have tested honeymoon?
Leanna okay but it's going to cost you! Probably a wet cat Wednesday and two puppy memes!
Richard, as someone who blogs about art, only your (and Jimmy) opinion counts. Honestly I look silly smiling and there is nothing worse than a fake smile.
Thanks Lurky and yes I would sleep with you. As for those Santa videos, I accidentally typed in the wrong words and pop-up windows came up with some videos like those, umm totally not my fault. Unfortunately they were straight. Just out of idle curiosity, did you ever see Santa and male on male action? Just asking for a friend.... Maddie... sure I will go with Maddie.
HuntleyBiGuy, see you are one of my newer people and yet for some reason you are fast moving up the favorites list. (Oh yes people, there is a list). I'm mysterious, no wait that's not the word... oh weird, that's the word! I kept the smaller summer catalogs with underwear and swimwear.
Dave, actually I drive a Ford, I joke that one day I will drive a real car!
Steven, faded or not, you would still look hot with a beard! Of course, you look hot without one too.
Now see people why everyone says that Deedles is the sweetest kindest person, plus clearly this woman has great taste!
Yes, totally not your fault.
There is plenty of naughty gay films involving santa-like figures. However, I would not want to traumatize your readership by pointing to them. Instead, why not check out this post for some hot Santa action?
Oh my. You drive a Ford? Don't tell me that you drive an F150 sixty km to work every day?
I was most delighted to see your photo! That one was my favorite !
Lurker, that would have been a fun show to attend! Some of my new friends sing in a gay choir, if I can, I'm going to try and take in a show for holiday cheer.
No Lurks not a 150, especially since that's what it would cost me to drive every day if I did have one. I'm not saying what I drive but let's just say that I'm very Focused on fuel economy!
Cali Boi, my ass is better! Thank you, you're not so bad yourself, well... actually really frigging beautifully handsome and gorgeously hot... at least that's my opinion.
Bob, imagine that ass bent over placing gifts under the tree.
Dr Spo, okay now Doc, admit it, the butt was pretty good too!
So... is Santa coming to your place first, then?
Loving your pic. Yum some scruff!
And I see you do pay attention to men’s assets. You may be my kind of man....
XoXo
Definitely go to a concert, wearing clothes or not.
We are not in a position to judge whether your butt is superior to your face, but you could remedy that.
The number of comments you have received on this post is a Christmas miracle.
Sixpence, unfortunately someone spilled the beans to Santa about the nude Halloween party (I'm looking at you Lurky) so he's not coming.
I'm a butt guy, love me some man bum if that's what you are asking. I like the top bunk during sleepovers in case you are wondering. ;)
Wear clothes to a concert... oh I'm so glad you pointed that out, whew that could have been awkward.
I used to have an amazing butt, it's starting to deflate unfortunately as I become youth challenged. :(
Yes there are a lot of comments but 1 in 3 is from you, it's my handsome face that has you so flustered Lurker. ;D
I also think something is going on, some days there is triple the amount of readers that I usually have.
I think it is because you posted pictures of butt. Or maybe Santa.
It's butt, we both know that! :D Hahaha!
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