Sunday, December 2, 2018
Tips For the Nude Male.
When running around nude after your shower and simmering pasta sauce, remember to pull the pot off the burner, while leaving the lid on until the mixture stops bubbling, this way you don't have any tiny splashes or spitting that could turn your pasta sauce into sausage sauce.
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Good sound advice...
Ha ha, yowch!
The nude male should watch his tip at all times!
Lmaoooo good point.
Photo please
So are you telling me my future husband as a burn scar on his willy?
I can over look that. But Steven, there are many other ways to have fun with that thing.
Wasn't I warning JP about this just the other day? And you accused me of vexing him!
O-U-C-H-I-E!
listen to maddie, dear; she knows EVERYTHING about sausages!
OW!
Stay away from bacon! I just read an article in Remodelista about an apt. redo for a movie director I'm pretty sure plays for our team. His advice to the designers: I like a space that makes you feel safe—and that’s comfortable to be naked in. <<<<< he's probably not a cook!
Nothing to worry about guys, no penises were harmed in the making of this post. Just a few little spits of hot sauce got my attention really fast! Some of you are welcomed to "kiss it make it better" if you want. Lol ;p
shit Steven, kiss and make it better? With this lot, we'd have to take numbers like at the delicatessen.
Half a pound of sausage, please. Also some macaroni salad.
Maddie, can a steam scalded jahoobie be on the receiving end of that "kiss it and make it better" delicatessen line? Second time on same jahoobie. Looks like birthmarks. That chili pot is out to get me! I was fully robed both times!
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