Oh no I was tricked! Dave called and had me go over to his place last night, what I did not know was that it was for a gay intervention. He told me there was something he wanted to show me upstairs and that was it! All my 'straight training' went out the window! Crap I am gay again, I mean woo hoo I am gay again! Yes, man body is the only body for me, I prefer outies over innies! Yes people I was only joking yesterday, it was an April fools joke, come on there is just no way a gay man is going to get rid of his ABBA Cds let alone stop watching The Sound Of Music. Dave and I are fine, I have not been converted over. Java you are right, I feel so much better today on this 2nd day of April! To help me back to normal, this morning Dave gave me a bowl of 'Frootloops', I asked him why and he said that 'Frootloops' are 'gay Cheerios' and it would be a good return breakfast. You don't have to worry about me, I have a pretty good 'b.s' detector and a group that would try to change me, would only have a fight on their hands. Sorry if I scared or offended anyone and also sorry to Joe, I contacted him as he is one of my favourite blog-bears and we are okay now. You should know by now that Canadians have that bad, dry sense of humour. The brat in me is soooo pleased that some of you were taken in, my bad! Thanks for sharing a laugh with me.
On a completely different note, spring has finally decided to show itself the last two days, yesterday was actually warm, a few degrees above freezing. This morning it was back to the deep freeze but sunny. Early this morning I was looking out Dave's bathroom window, the sun was not up yet but you could see everything with that pale blue light of dawn. His house backs onto woodlands with a creek flowing past. I was thinking how cold outside it was, when I saw a beaver swim past the house in the rushing water. How tough animals are, I did not want to go out in the freezing wind and here is this little guy swimming in the frigid water, with the early morning cold temperatures, made me go back under the covers.
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Well, it was a good joke. You exaggerated a bit, but if you wouldn't have, perhaps you would have fooled (or pissed off) even more people!
Sense of humor = very important!
You are sooo bad Steven! ;-)
Really Steven. It was a joke? I actually took your advice and now have given up the gay. Thats right. Not doin' no more.
That woodland critter has no idea what an honored place it holds, since it's probably the only beaver you will ever see. ;)
Sweetheart, I just couldn't bear losing you from the Family. Thanks, Dave, for bringing our boy back. Now, explain just exactly what you showed him upstairs . . . . . .
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