Happy place, happy place, calm thoughts.

 No... I don't want to talk about it. Moving on, I just needed to really vent last night, sorry for my potty mouth, that was my artistic side expressing my raw feelings to the world, at least that is a good explanation for me to use.

 I am going to try a new sexuality that I just invented, it's like the "straight curious" guys only the opposite, "gay curious". It's gay men dating and having sex with women, just don't call us straight, we don't like labels. It's actually going well, I have already met some really nice ladies, we have so much in common. They like gardening and flowers, I like gardening and flowers, they like dressing up and going out for an evening, I like dressing up and going out for an evening, they like looking at shirtless jocks, I like loo..... no wait... forget that last part, I meant to say sports, I like watching sports, like that one where the guys wearing all one colour try to do something with a ball they rudely take away from the other guys wearing a different colour, anyway that game, I like watching that game.

 I am just having a little trouble figuring out the physical relations part, I thought I would be ok since I never got to do the other too much. The big round squishy things up front I get, some guys have those too only a little more hairy, (well that depends on the woman). I am a bit confused in other places, like did you know women have a second much larger belly button   below the first one?