Thursday, December 20, 2007

Shock! How Did That Happen?

Even though I am gay, I do know how babies are made. What really shocked me is that so many straight people don't seem to know. I say this because lately every time I am trying to find real news, the web pages are filled with the latest earth halting story, yes the Spears tramp II is knocked up. At first I felt sorry for her and figured she will now be part of the feeding frenzy for the paparazzi. However what has my eyes rolling is how everyone keeps saying how this "shocked" them. She said how it shocked her, he said how it shocked him, the mother said how shocked she was, the old lady down the street was shocked, some guy in a far off country tending goats on a mountain side was shocked. Shocked how? What part of inserting your penis and ejaculating into a vagina causes babies, do people not understand. This may "shock" many of you but that is how babies have been made since mankind has walked the earth. Shocked is if Bigfoot walked into a mall, if Elvis came out of hiding, or if Clay Aiken turned out to be gay. A Spears having sex and being sloppy or careless about it is not shocking.

The next dumb thing that came out of this, is the statement, "I don't believe in premarital sex," um excuse me? Yes you do! If you did not believe in it, you would not be doing it. Reminds me of that famous quote "I'm still a virgin" while that girl's boyfriend was saying he was having the best sex ever? This is like when a person is caught drunk driving and then they tell people they believe driving under the influence is wrong, no you don't because if you thought it was wrong you would not have kept doing it until you got caught or killed someone. If everyone had of just said 'major oops' and then went on to concentrate on this child having a child I would never think twice about it, just don't come out with these ridicules comments, just because you have a hit CD or TV show, does not exempt you from judging others when you find yourself in the same boat. If premarital sex is wrong in your eyes, then it is wrong for you as well. If sex with another man is wrong in your eyes, then you better not get caught doing it with a stranger in a public washroom. Society has the same rules, detects hypocrisy quickly and you will only end up with extra egg on your face.

The last thing that made me laugh was this morning, a picture of the Spears mother looking like her t-shirt would explode at the breasts, was saying she is going to put her book regarding how to raise children on hold for now, the little brat in me wonders if she is changing the title from 'How To Raise Children' to the new title of 'How NOT To Raise Children!' Should become a best seller everywhere for people with daughters, read the book and do the opposite.

14 comments:

Steve said...

I am totally shocked by your log! ;)

Zachary said...

How did she get a book deal in the first place, before this latest debacle?

Doug said...

That was perfect.

Will said...

A large part of our society still suppresses information on what used to be called "the facts of life" to its children. I was raised very Catholic and I eventually had to go to the library, get an encyclopedia and look up "reproduction, human." I do remember a tragic case of a fourteen year old girl who was pregnant but said she couldn't be sd her boyfriend had not stuck his "thing" in her navel. True story.

David said...

This post reminds me of a txt that blogger Andre sent to me the other day. I'm now forwarding it to your email account.

danny/ink2metal said...

haha! steven,

we have similar takes on this on-going spears clan saga. if you get a chance to read my post, i think you'll laugh at how much we think alike on this issue.

TWISI said...

trailer trash is trash no matter how much the trailer costs.

Merry Christmas!

Soul Seared Dreamer said...

LOL. That is one of the funniest posts I've read in ages.

Great post.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Steve why, you didn't know how babies were made either?

Zac, well keep in mind that OJ had a book deal until people were outraged about it. Sadly trash sells.

Doug, of course! Nah just kidding, glad you liked it.

Will, there were a lot of stories like that when I was a teen about kids not knowing what they were doing, I think today however there is so much information that there is no excuse.

David, yes got it, funny really. The brat in you is double the brat in me and we both know someone else who would totally agree!

Danny, okay I checked it out. This is crazy, you think one would learn from the other, well actually she did but in the wrong way.

Kendall, well I was going to end the post by saying the momma Spears book should be a hit in trailer parks everywhere, but there are probably people in those parks that are way more decent.

SSD, welcome to my little blog! Thanks, glad you got a kick out of it.

Anonymous said...

a great commentary on an otherwise mundane, routine event in the spears family.

hahahaha.

Bill said...

Er, wait...you mean the stork didn't bring me???

Sooo-this-is-me said...

PD, you are a naughty pastor! Thanks buddy.

Bill, yes he did bring you and sadly he missed your crib and dropped you! Now does that explain a lot to you? Haha! So do you have my Christmas cookies ready? ;)

Bill said...

Actually, I did climb out of my crib when I was little, landed squarely on my head, and had a brain concussion! So, it was my explorative nature, not the stork.

Your cookies have been baked and eaten since I had no idea where to send them. The lady at the post office said "Steven, Canada" was not a deliverable address. I countered with "You deliver letters addressed 'Santa Claus, North Pole' all the time!" and she said "That's because there's a last name on those letters."

Sooo-this-is-me said...

You ate my cookies! Bill how could you! Oh I guess it is just as well, there is another Steven here in Canada and they may have gone to him instead. :p