Sooo-this-is-me

 Everybody sing along with me, "it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, eeeven though it's Hall-o-ween"! Ok once mor...

 While driving to work Thursday morning, I was listening to a radio host talking about a list of scary movies to watch for Halloween. I did...

 Late in the evening, as darkness falls, you may hear a thump, "THUMP"! You tell yourself it's just a thump, the cold causing...

This evening there was goose egg worth watching on the tv. I fired up the VCR to continue my journey through old movies of my father's,...

 I hab a code, "sniff, sniff, sniffle", my nose is runny, "cough, cough, haaaack", I wish someone would invent a snot v...

 I always say, if only other people found me half as funny as I find myself, I would be a famous comedian. I crack myself up with my own st...

 Lately the media keeps throwing out stats and the results from studying those numbers. The one constantly ringing in my ears is, "if ...