Wednesday, July 15, 2020
The Mysterious Case of Missing Crocs.
I confess that I love my crocs, I have worn the same pair for years (I think Maddie fainted) and I never want to part with them. They're soft and comfy and it's like walking on pillows. Plus they don't get dirty or stinky. Unfortunately this week my crocs have completely disappeared, I have no clue where they went. I have looked under all the furniture, in every room, on every shelf. I looked around the garden in case I had decided to go barefoot and forgot them there. Still nothing, I even call border security to make sure Mistress Maddie didn't tiptoe across and take them on me.
I do remember hanging them to dry once but I don't remember where. They have either fallen for my forgetfulness and eventually will turn up in a spot not meant for crocs or there is another explanation. Sometimes I leave them out on the deck, it's very possible at this time of year that baby raccoons came during the night and the crocs being spongy, would be fun to chew and play with, it's very possible that they stole them. Raccoons have stolen cat dishes and other items before, I'm not surprised, never trust an animal that wears a mask!
Maybe you'll find them when you least suspect it. Hopefully you will!
ReplyDeleteMichael, I do seem to have the ability to misplace things. Since both are missing, that means they are sitting somewhere.
DeleteI'm a crick lover too
ReplyDeleteJohn, you work too hard, you need rest... hahaha!
DeleteCrock even
ReplyDeleteJohn, got it! ; )
DeleteYou'll see some mangey old raccoon wearing them one of these days and then you can fight him for them.
ReplyDeleteDebra, they poop on everything, so he can keep them!
DeleteThis love affair is done.
ReplyDeleteMaddie, that's just great, another boyfriend leaving me!
Delete:D
Poor Maddie! I was wondering what that loud thump was that I heard all the way here! Mads has probably got a concussion! Put some gin in an IV bag, smelling salts aren't going to be enough!
ReplyDeleteI'm cracking up at Debra's vision of a croc wearing raccoon. If the shoes make you happy, I hope you find them.
Deedles, yes especially since I paid a whole $5 for them!
DeleteMaddie ain't the only one who fainted.
ReplyDeleteLord. Crocs? Honey? No, no.
Bob, come to the dark side, we've got comfy womfy footwear!
DeleteBob, you'd be totally adorable wearing crocs and a kilt! Maddie can get a pair to match his yellow gloves. Have I been banned from commenting at two or more blogs?
ReplyDeleteDeedles, no you're ok you won't be banned. This blog is like Vegas, what happens on here... stays on here.
DeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteMaddie did faint! I can understand people’s attachment to Crocs, though. I’d need mine bedazzled at least.
Get the raccoons!
XoXo
Sixpence, there is an actual croc store in Ottawa and you can get the most outrageous crocs that you can imagine.
DeleteI don’t see the fascination with them. I believe you when you say they’re comfortable, but they’re not for me.
ReplyDeleteHuntleyBiGuy, most men say that they will never own a pair... until they try them.
DeleteSIXPENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your going to get a good crack for JUST ENTERTAINING the thought of a pair of Cro..cro…. those strainer shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All I see in those shoes in that fat bearded chef guy.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes Deedles....Steven did make me faint...and I always thought it would be something else to make me faint...this will take me time to get over him wearing crocs. I need another lie down......
Maddie, are you sure it's the crocs making you hit the floor? You know sweetie pie, they even have wedding crocs! ; )
ReplyDeleteI am with Maddie on this one. Footwear should be comfortable BUT have some style. The raccoons did you a favor :).
ReplyDeleteBathwater, that is my style! Comfortable!
DeleteDeedles.
ReplyDeleteA kilt?Perhaps.
Crocs? Not even dead. I would rise from the casket, rip that hideous footwear off, and die again.
Steven
Some sides are even too dark for me.
Bob, I want to see you in a kilt.
DeleteI fainted too.
ReplyDeleteEt tu Richard? I'm hurt. Lol
DeleteWEDDING CROCS???!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
ReplyDelete*RUNS fast and furious to the border*
Maddie, okay, okay you can have the pink ones and I will take the yellow. Geez.
ReplyDeleteOh, dear, sounds like you've got a croc thief in the neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteDave, maybe... I still can't find them, I have no idea where they went. I never put them away like in a box or closet because I use them all the time. Even so I looked in all the closets... nothing!
ReplyDeleteI love Birkenstocks...and I would freak if I lost any one of my favorite pairs. My partner does not like them. He comments every time I wear a pair.
ReplyDeleteTravel, clearly the penguin stole yours!!!
ReplyDeleteJohnmichael, whatever feels comfy is right for you!
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