I can't believe this is happening again! It's been a long time but (clutching imaginary pearls) here I go again! This morning when I got up... I... I have... I have a pimple on my face! It's on my upper lip just below my nose, there's no hiding it unless I can grow a mustache in an hour... aaaah! What will all the kids at school say, there's that dance coming up, I will look hideous I tell you just hid-E-ous! I thought I was done with these! I'm never going to find the man of my dreams looking like I'm infectious! Why me, WHYYY MEEE? How's that for drama queen? :D
Do you need to get in touch with an adult acne support group? Can you pass it off as a tenacious booger? Wait, that may be more of a horror. Put some Windex on it! It worked in My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Look at the bright side, it could've been a whole outbreak! Never having suffered myself (one pimple here or there during puberty) I don't know what to tell ya, Queenie. Some people will do anything to get out of going dancing in a club to meet new people! I thought that blow would be softer coming from me than say, Old Lurker. Hugs sweetie.
ReplyDeleteDeedles, I was thinking more about work, pimples don't last that long thankfully. Don't encourage... you.. know.. who!
DeleteSorry, this made me laugh. I have had pimples all my life since adolescence. Yeah, use Windex.
ReplyDeleteLeanna, sure... go ahead... laugh at my anxiety! :D
DeleteAre sure it's not a chancre? Syphilis can be dormant for years.
ReplyDeleteJimmy, I probably just ate too many cookies, I didn't go looking for love in all the wrong places! ;)
DeleteJimmy! You're not helping! Also the chancres come at the first stage, after someone is freshly infected.
ReplyDeleteNote to everybody that this is the same excuse Steven used to avoid Pride last year.
Get thee to Sixpence's blog, buy some of that War Paint manly makeup he was promoting, conceal that pimple (WHICH IS NOT SYPHILIS) and then go out dancing.
Lurker, seriously that's amazing-ly creepy that you remembered that post, I don't even remember writing it! I'm going to have to get you to proof read my posts before posting them. You need help!
DeleteI think makeup only causes the pimple to get bigger, where's Maddie when you need her?
Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI know, right? You’d think that once we pass adolescence there’s no more acne/pimples/blackheads.
Lmaoooo @lurkie nooo! Make up over a pimple is a no-no. Tsk tsk. Bad gay!
Just wash your face as you usually do (you wash it before bed, right? Right?) and get thee some cheapo tonic and acne wash. Target has a fantastic duo.
I should post some beauty tips.
XoXo
I think you just did post about beauty tips! :)
DeleteLurkster's right! You did use this excuse before, only it was a cold sore! Maybe it's stress.
ReplyDeleteI still get an occasional zit at age 65. suck it up, buttercup!
ReplyDeleteAnne Marie, does it sound bad if I say I'm sucking it up?
DeleteI still get the occasional zit too.
ReplyDeleteRichard, on any interesting places? ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, you don't remember, don't you? Did you forget this entry too?
ReplyDeleteOld Lurker, I knew there was one of me whining out there somewhere. Seriously man, that's not normal, do you just have a good memory or are you obsessed with my blog?
Deletebaby, lambchop, pumpkin...if this is a out in not partaking in your pride debauchery...save it. use a cover stick and go and meet a man. im sure there is about 50 laying about the casa.
ReplyDeleteAnita, no seriously it's just a post about me waking up with a pimple and I thought it was funny. Other people have become philosophical about the meaning behind it and fell down rabbit holes!
DeleteSo what are you saying - you've reached puberty?
ReplyDeleteWillym, unfortunately I think it's reverse puberty!
ReplyDeleteRabbit holes, shmabbit holes! This was hilarious and everybody went with it! At least I know I did. At least I hope a tenacious booger isn't a philosophical thought. Maybe it is! Oh nooo! T
ReplyDeleteDeedles, nope we're good lol! Seriously I was just writing about a pimple, it actually didn't bother me, I was actually channeling my teenage self that would have been devastated. They usually showed up on my forehead or nose just before a dance or class picture and it was a calamity for me at the time.
DeleteDo I have a good memory? Not especially, although certain things stick in my brain. Certainly my memory is fading. Am I obsessed with your blog? Sure, I guess, but you are in good company. Ask Dr Spo how he feels about me creeping him. But it did not take much of a memory to remember you shirking out on Pride last year.
ReplyDeleteOL, obviously your memory is better than mine. Pride is not until the end of August, pimples don't last that long. You are reading too much into this. Remember that I did post saying I am aware that I suck at being gay.
ReplyDeleteYou should know that "we" (I and some of the other bloggers) do talk about you from time to time. ;P
"I suggest you pop them as normal people do" said my brother once, so I thought to pass on this efficacious remedy. hohoho
ReplyDeleteDr Spo, that makes me wonder how abnormal people pop them?
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