Sunday, April 26, 2020

Your Sunday Service.


  I'm just rotten today, you've been warned. Many of you are not able to attend your regular Sunday service because of the virus. Getting to know you little angels over these past years lead me to create a Sunday post.. just for you. Okay, yeah my bad, very bad, don't take me too seriously today, just try not to be too offended. Most of my readers have gone over to the dark side long, long ago, this is mostly for them, you know who you are!

 Well I thought the guy was kinda cute, plus there's a nice message of encouragement with that sign.

 I was thinking that I should be more inclusive with my next choice of picture, I need to better represent a diverse group of religions and not just one or two.

 What says family and people coming together better than little children. It's important to include drawings and pictures that would interest the next generation in the stories most of us remember.

 Finally, many of my readers are Americans, now I know what the rest of you are probably thinking, "shhh turn out the lights and pretend nobody is home". Have no fear, my American fans are the nice 50% of Americans and not the gun carrying, married to a first cousin, MAGA hat heads. I thought I would give them a special shout out since they actually have something called the bible-belt.

 I'm going to have to do major penance for this post, I'm being a very bad man. As punishment I promise that I will listen to a Madonna tune, plus stop watching all those Mormon recruitment porn videos for at least three one month!

16 comments:

  1. "I'm just rotten today, you've been warned."

    I hadn't noticed anything was different.

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  2. Mistress... "you know who you are" enough said. Hahaha!

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  3. is once a week good enough? (coming)

    not offended at all; all of these are true. organized religion is happy horseshit. I left it behind in 1977 and have not regretted my decision ever (ex-catlick).

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    1. Anne Marie, you're one of the naughty readers! ;D

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  4. these were funny and spot-on !

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  5. See you in hell, fellow Canuckian! At least we'll finally be warm, eh?

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    1. Debra, maybe in Canadian hell it's always cold and snowing?

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  6. You get Mormon recruitment videos? Interesting. Are you sure you didn't just accidentally subscribe to Mormon Boys? It's a porn site for... well, Mormons I suppose.

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  7. Dave, you were not paying attention, "Mormon recruitment porn videos"! Ask Sixpence about them, he knows the stars by name... hahaha!

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  8. Hahahaha
    Why do I always get mentioned with porn? Ohh I see you've been to my Pages! LOL
    That last one of Cheeto as Cheesus is fantastic.

    XOXO

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    1. Sixpence, you're a porn connoisseur, I'm giving credit where credit is due! Hahaha!

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  9. Hallelujah, brother! Amen and pass the collection plate. A wonderful post to go with my Sunday Joel Osteen service.

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  10. HuntleyBiGuy, I always think Joel Osteen sounds like one of those fiber drinks elderly people take.

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  11. I loved this post. I laughed out loud!

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  12. Michael, oooh that means you're in trouble now! Lol

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