Monday, April 1, 2019
That went well!
Last night a friend of mine called and asked since it was nice out, if I wanted to snowshoe in the moonlight. He is a straight guy, tall, dark hair, very handsome in my mind, athletic type, I was actually a little worried about being able to keep up.
We were on top of a small hill, overlooking the snow covered fields, which had a beautiful silver glow because of the moon. Then he suddenly turned towards me and out of the blue asked me, "Steve are you gay"? I was really startled by that, so sudden and unexpected. I figured it's a perfect moment so I answered yes. He looked concerned and put his hand on my shoulder and asked, "awww bud, were you scared to tell me"? I told him yes and no. He felt really bad that I couldn't tell him, for a second I thought he was about to cry, he started saying, "awe no bud, you could tell me, you could tell me" then I am not sure what happened but suddenly he grabbed the front of my jacket and pulled me in for the most erotic, warm, soft, loving kiss that I ever experienced in my life.
I don't remember walking back to his house but the next thing I remember was that we were rapidly helping each other undress in his bedroom, his body was hot, I couldn't stop running my hands up and down it, he smelled so good to me, we were kissing like crazy and I don't want to go into too many intimate details but he gently held my face to his and said, "Steve, are your readers ever going to be mad when they realize that you are playing a joke on them for this special day"!!!
Good one! I got engaged to the detective yesterday.
ReplyDeleteWow! Congratulations, you will look stunning in your beautiful white dress! ;)
ReplyDeleteThis is the reason that I wasn't going to turn on my computer today! Since I don't observe any of the holidays, I usually forget the less gaudy ones. That first sentence of yours gave it away for me. You know, you could maybe try writing for profit. You do have a way with words. I'm serious.
ReplyDeleteDeedles lol, I think you lie!!! I got you and you know it! Hahaha!
DeleteYou are sooooo bad!
ReplyDeleteLeanna, why yes I am! :)
DeleteDAMMIT! I was ready to break open the bubbly stuff! DAMMIT!
ReplyDeleteAnne Marie, lol, YOU got punked!
DeleteAnd here I just featured Barabara Cartland on fridays In Three Words.
ReplyDeleteMaddie, were you getting hot and bothered? ;)
DeleteWe were all behind you. Drooling! lmao!!!
ReplyDeleteJimmy, glad you enjoyed it, lol!
DeleteSomehow all of your fantasies involve coming out to others and snogging straight guys.
ReplyDeleteOL, hmmm... you are right... and your point is? I thought if anyone sees through this, it's going to be Old Lurker, lol!
Delete@Anne Marie, send the bubbly to Corky. He can use a break from that gawd awful beer! That way he can earn his name, if the thing doesn't explode in his face.
ReplyDelete@Old Lurker, tsk, tsk. That's why it's called a fantasy, Sunshine. To each their own semi-impossible dream.
Did Deedles just scold Old Lurker, now one of my fantasies actually came true! :)
DeleteDeedles have you forgiven me for this yet? Lol
You had me. Completely. Too trusting I am. 😂
ReplyDeleteChristina, tricked you I did.
DeleteLike that one Deedles?
U gave me an erection
ReplyDeleteJohn, then my work here is done. At least I gave someone an erection this year. ;)
DeleteI was so excited for you and now I'm all let down ... but laughing at the post because it was THAT good!
ReplyDeleteBob, lol thank you, I guess the others haven't warned you yet about how rotten I can be! Lol.
DeleteWow Steven, look at your power! You've got Christina talking like Yoda, John using you like Viagra or a construction worker, depends on the kind of erection he's got going on. Bob's hysterical, Old Lurker is, well Old Lurker (waddaya goin' to do), Anne Marie is being her lovely foul mouthed self (I love her so much!) and Maddie's bringing up some old English romance writing broad! I don't care what Jimmy says, I am not behind you, drooling! I will go as far as pinching your, um, cheeks but it ends there! The drooling behind someone stays at home!
ReplyDeleteDeedles, getting people flustered and upset is a gift I have, it comes to me naturally. :D
DeleteYou always get me hot and bothered baby!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaddie, good to know. ;)
ReplyDeleteNo, you honestly didn't get me with this one. It came too out of the blue. I read too many m/m novels to fall for this one. Now you would've gotten me with that adorable drunk raccoon story. I had to look at the date to be sure on that one! No, you didn't get me (I don't lie, sweetie) but I loved reading this. It's nice seeing you happyish.
ReplyDeleteDeedles, okay I believe you. Well you will be happy to know that the raccoon story is %100 true. I thought it was really funny and so posted about it.
ReplyDeleteYou son of a gun! If only it were true, though, eh? How wonderful would that be?!
ReplyDeleteDebra, ha... gotcha! :)
DeleteSigh... If only it were true.
Is it weird I was a little turned on?
ReplyDeleteIs it?
LMAO
You silly goose.
xoxo
Sixpence, honk! I'm glad you were a little turned on, I was trying to raise everyone's pulse a little on purpose! ;)
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